If I say “Text me when you get here”
and you you decide too call,
You will keep calling until
you understand English🙆

Today I actually killed a Mosquito
That bit me 3 year ago
.
That niggah thought I forgotten his face

Me:How do you call Mosquitoes in your Home Language?”
Him:We don’t call them,they just come by themselves!

Most gals don’t wanna be in a relationship these days,
they just want to be in the front seat of a Car,
Seatbelt on and Take selfies

“I’m not on Facebook for dating”,
says an ugly girl. As if she has a choice!

Ladies.. Not every dude in church⛪ is husband material
. Church is like a hospital🏥.
Some are responding to treatment some are not!

Sometimes their life is not better than yours.
Their phone just has better picture quality & a better filter..

Him : Bae Why do u call me with Private?
Her : Ohh sorry Bbe Hangup and let me call You ka Truck

Physics students let’s confuse them😁
.
Me : Cash Receipt Journal

Am i the only one who skip posts about God and
secretly say “God knows that I love him 😂

Tomorrow is black Friday, we at avbob will give you another corpse for free when you collect yours

Today l smoked weed🍁🍁
And l ended up asking my Granny👵
“Hey baby gal where do l know u from”😁😁😁
it was my first day

I wanna mix russian bear🍺,18-18
And Brutal 8🍻 while Smoking weed🍁🍁…..
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Any words 4 me

If she complains about you coming late at night respect her
and come back early tomorrow morning

Her: i want us to be more than friends
Me: so now you want to be my cousin

Have ever been rejected by someone
they said had a crush on you