The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names:

– The tender one
– The amazing one
– Lady of my dreams

She got angry and called the first number to find out that was his mother. Then she called the second number on which his sister replied . When she dialed the third number her own phone rang !!!!

She cried until her eyes got swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband, so she gave him her whole months salary to make up for it.

Husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved as “Ghafoor mechanic”

knock knock
😒: Who’s there
😂:Coca cola
😒:Coca cola who?
😂:Coca cola lang sana Ang Yung minahal di ka muling mag iisa ,di kana mangangaylangan pang humanap ng iba.🎶🎵
Ps:Nakita ko lang sa PROFOUNDLY

Schools are so expensive now.
My kid will learn everything from Takalani Sesame

Dating a married man is fun until
you realise he saved your number as engine oil

Where did you buy your phone from?😕
Me: Nandos😉
N.B: correct answers not allowed

Some pics they look like they captured them with CCTV camera

In Limpopo you have approximately 10 seconds
to eat your ice cream and finish it or else you drink it

Ladies you must always get married to
older men than you so that
when you lose your beauty,
he is also losing his eyesight.
–
Are we together ladies??

[Me in court]
–
Judge : “Did you kill this man?”
–
Ronnie : “No, a bullet killed him, you see a bullet is made of lead which comes from the ground.
The ground is part of nature so
this man died of natural causes…case closed!!!”