You’re pregnant and you’re watching TV
with your parents….
Then boom an advertise of a condom
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A lovely little girl was holding two apples with both
hands.
Her mum came in and softly asked her little daughter
with a smile:
My sweetie, could you give your mum one of your two
apples?
The girl looked up at her mum for some seconds, then
she suddenly took a quick bite on one apple, and then
quickly on the other.
The mum felt the smile on her face freeze. She tried
hard not to reveal her disappointment.
Then the little girl handed one of her bitten apples to
her mum,and said: mummy, here you are take This is the
sweeter one. I will take the tasteless one.
No matter who you are, how experienced you are, and
how knowledgeable you think you are, always delay
judgement. Give others the privilege to explain
themselves. What you see may not be the reality. Never
conclude for others.
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Two mentally disturbed men decided that they have to attend school. So they collected old books and sat under a tree pretending that it was a school . The following day,one got there early and climbed a tree. As the other came and saw his friend on top of the tree he asked:what are you doing up there ? The friend replied : I’m in high school now
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I can’t laugh alone 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
A man and his wife were in court to have a Divorce.
The problem in contention was ….who should have the possession of the child.??
The man or the woman?
The woman jumped up and said… “My Lord, I am the mother of the child, I brought her into this world, with pain and labour…. alone”.
The judge then turned to the man and gave him the chance to defend himself and the man said ..
“My lord ..I have a question, ….when you insert your ATM card into the ATM machine and the money comes out does the money belong to you or the machine…..”?
😀😀😀😳
��🙄Court adjourned.
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BREAKING NEWS.
Zimbabweans can now smile.
President Emmerson Mnangangwa has approved the bill to start payment for all unemployed Zimbabweans within the age of 18-55 years.
They will be paid an allowance of US$250 monthly starting from monday 14/06/2018. All university allowances of US$2000 has been granted to all university students.
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Stepfather: “what must i bring back for my kids?”😎
Kids: “Bring back our real father”
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I always try to cheer myself up by singing
when I’m sad. Most of the time,
it turns out that my voice is worse
than my problems.
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Dear Alcohol
We had a deal where you would make me funnier,
smarter and a better dancer……..
I saw the video of myself……. We need to talk.
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Why can’t Satan just swallow his pride and
go and apologise to God so that we can
go back to the Garden of Eden and
stay naked coz clothes are too expensive.
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*Lady 1:*
My husband has swallowed a Paracetamol by mistake,
what shall I do now ?
.
.
.
*Lady 2:*
Give him some headache now,
why waste the medicine
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_*A SINCERE APOLOGY:*_
_A man received this message from his neighbor_…
_”Sorry sir_, _I have been using your wife day and night when you are not at home, in fact_, _much more than you do_.
_I confess this now because I am feeling very guilty_. _Hope you will accept my sincere apologies_.” _I will pay if you wish to charge service fee_
Immediately after reading the message, the man shot his wife dead.
A few minutes later, he received another message:
“Sorry sir, a spelling mistake…
I meant _*WiFi*_ not ~Wife~.”
Patience is a Virtue.
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Tr: class, what do we call a person who makes all things right? Who still loves us even when we wrong them? Who makes all our problems disapear? Who is always there for us? Who always supports and loves us no matter wat?
The class went quiet untill little Nyaa said in a small voice:
‘Its a Mother’
Sunday I will be offline so I say to you: happy mothers day to all mothers and mother figures.
Alive or passed on, pliz type
”I love u mom’
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What do you call the security
outside Samsung Galaxy shop??
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Guardians of the Galaxy
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Wife hit her husband (Rich) with her frying pan
Rich: “what was that for…?”😡
Wife: “I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it”😠
Rich: “I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse”😐
Wife: “Oh sorry”😢
(Next day wife hit him with her frying pan again)😐
Rich: “What now…?”😩
Wife: “Your horse is on the phone
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Let’s do more talking.
Because I believe what makes people distant from each other is that each one builds their own scenario.
Each one analyses what happens according to their mind, their thoughts and how they see things.
Let’s explain things that go in circles inside our minds so we would meet at a point.
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I don’t trust girls who visit me with Large Handbags.
I once lost a Fridge,
Washing Machine and my brother
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