You need to have a
bad day once in a while,
otherwise, you’ll never know
what a good day feels like.
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You only live once, but if you do it right,
once is enough.
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Doctor: “You have to take at least 10 glasses of water every day”
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Kate: “That’s impossible”
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Doctor: why?
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Kate: I have only 4 Glasses at home
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You meet thousands of people and
none of them really touch you.
Then you meet one person,
and your life is changed forever.
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You never love someone because they are beautiful;
they are beautiful because you LOVE them.
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Sothini uma Sifika eZulwini kuthiwe uJesu
sewathutha lapho kade ehlala khona
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It Takes exactly 3 hours to TURN ON a girl
who drinks Heineken
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I WANT A 50/50 RELATIONSHIP
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She cook – I eat
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She do laundry – I wear
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I do shopping – She pays
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When I’m alone I speak to myself
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Ngeke ngibhoreke ngikhona
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When I’m alone I speak to myself
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Ngeke ngibhoreke ngikhona
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Mother to son
“Hey you child I’m warning you,
if you fall down from that tree and break both your legs
don’t come running to me”.
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Last night I kissed my neighbour’s daughter in a dream
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This morning she looks at me like
nothing happened between us just think
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Those who are heart broken💔💔
I’m selling super glue
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My Nephew is turning 3 tomorrow,
but due to the tight budget we not gonna tell him
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Girl : ” bby I think we should start thinking about the future…..
having children”
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Me : “me?…..you?….children?….Are you sure you are ok??”
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(Be careful and wise). One day i was just sitting in my room relaxing, i heard my phone rings, it was unknowing number from outside the country. I answered hello nigga, the (guy) fine nigga. Am Jerry calling from London, i my speaking to Eto’o? I said no because i don’t know anyone called Jerry from London. The (guy) oh, but this is Eto’o phone number? I said yes but Eto’o is also in London living noba 30th titi ohji ohle av street, you can reach him there in London. The (guy) oh, oh, Ohoo, London far. Abeg when he come back home, tell him i called from Lagos with international number okay. Hahaha, mugu maga.
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