Having an EX as your friend is like using a sugarcane as a walking stick. Once you feel thirsty you will eventually chew it.

A girl at a bus stop spotted a handsome man and without hesitation went to him and said ” you look cute.. I like you.”…. The man out of shock simply placed his hand on her shoulder and said “My dear, this love and infatuation are all nothing. You are too young to be behaving like this. Pls go home and study hard so that you can have a successful life.”
He then placed a piece of paper on her hand and said ” I have written some words of wisdom and bible verses for you. Read them before you go to sleep.” And then he walked away.
The girl went back to her hostel in shame and before she slept she opened up the paper and read thus: “Are you blind? My wife was standing behind me. Any way, this is my number. Call me anytime…… By the way, I like you too!”

Makula/indians dont waste time. They send a friend request to a girl…if she is delaying to accept, they inbox her “helo babie” sametime they will send 🍆 and ask do you like it😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Makula are the best

Relationships requires alot of hard work That Won’t pay out at the end… how many times did you stay loyal to someone but still you got hurt at the end?? it’s never too late to showoff your febing skills.

If your battery last the whole Day you are ugly …..
beutiful girls charge their phones 3 times a day

Sometimes You Gotta Text Her “Babe
I’m At The Mall Let Me Know If You Want Anything ASAP”
Then SWITCH OFF THE PHONE

Doctors be like
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Go to the pharmacy and buy those pills

Those guys have got their own handwriting

After having tlof tlof (sex) with a fat girl…….

Her: babie have you seen my panty?

Me: no i can only see a green vest on the floor!

Her:😡😳😞😞

Nice lunch fat ones

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