A Guy Sits In A Taxi And Sees His Wife Entering A Hotel With Another Man

He Ask The Driver: “Do You Want To Earn Rs 1000 Right Away?.”

The Driver Excitedly Says: “What Do I Have To Do?”

Man: “Bring My Wife By The Hair Out Of That Hotel, Here’s A Picture Of Her.”

After A While The Driver Is Seen Dragging A Woman By The Hair,

While Kicking And Beating Her And Puts Her In The Taxi.

The Husband Surprised And Says Says: “This Is Not My Wife”

The Driver Replied: “Nooooo, This Is Mine, Hold Her For Me.
I’m Going For Yours“

Nurse: “Sir, Your Wife’s Phone”

Doctor: “What’s The Matter?”

Nurse: “She Wants To Kiss You”

Doctor: “I’m Busy, You Take Her Kiss & Give Me Later“

A Boy Throws A Love Letter To A Girl But It Falls On Her Brother

And

Her Brother Agrees

I don’t go for looks you should see my ex’s
i can even open a zoo

Am I the only one who used to think that when there’s lightning
God is taking us pictures

behind every high heel there are sleepers in the hand bag

These days it’s risky to get angry with your
girlfriends because of those guys called
*I’m here for you*

PATIENT: Can a pregnancy drink beer if 9
months is not arrive?
DOCTOR: Forget about the beer..this type of
English can cause miscarriage.

A girl wrote on her status “All men are
goat”
And i asked her “Have u given ur father
grass today?

In 2019 we need to date according to qualifications,
you can’t have a degree and be hurt by someone with a grade 7 report

In 2019 we need 3 days for going to
church ⛪ not on Sunday only 🤚 we need to
praise the Lord more 🙂
Can I get an amen

I had a dream last night and I was eating rice with my bare hands,
today I’m going to sleep with a spoon I’m not taking chances ✋

Women don’t want us looking in their handbags because
that’s where they keep the secret to winning arguments.

*Dating a girl with a big head isn’t a problem. The problem is, when she wants to lie on your chest, you will feel as if you are carrying the entire country’s problems*