Short People Can Commit Suicide
By Jumping Off Their Bed
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Dating a zcc girl is not a problem, problem starts
when she sends you nudes with a badge on her
bra
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An Economist Beautifully Explained Reasons For Having Two Wives.
1. Monopoly Should Be Broken.
2 Competition Improves The Quality Of Service.
3. If You Have 1 Wife, She Fights With You. But If You Have 2 Wives, They Will Fight For You.
Feel The Difference & Decide.
Note: Sender Not Responsible For Any Side Effects.
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Two Rules Of A Man’s Life:
1. They Never Flirt With Any Unknown Lady.
2. They Never Consider Any Lady Unknown.
Two Rules Of A Women’s Life:
1. They Flirt By Showing They Are Serious About You.
2. They Never Consider Anyone Seriously.
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Define A True Music Lover?
A Girl Singing In The Bathroom While Taking The Bath,
And Boy Near Keyhole Is Using His Ear Not Eyes.
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I just saved a life today on my way out.
I asked a Nyaupe guy how he would feel if l gave him R1000?
He replied ” I will die! Grootman yam”
So l kept my money. Thank God saved a life
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Never say you are happy when you are sad.
Never say you feel good when you feel bad.
And never say you are alone when I’m still here.
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My love for you is like a mirror.
You can break it into pieces
but when you look closely, you’re still in it.
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My life started the day i met you, now when i look back i have no idea how i survived all this time without you. You are my life..
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True love is when your heart and your mind
are saying the same thing.
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True love is when you don’t need to
care about how you look anymore.
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Did you know?
There’s a smell at your home that you cannot smell,
but only your visitors can.
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When “You” have won the lottery😊
And your girlfriend keeps on saying “We” have won
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We as blacks don’t leave a voicemail message
if we don’t find you…
We leave 100 missed calls.
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Am i the only one who closes whatsapp so fast
when i see someone ‘typing’?..
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You call her chocolate but all we can see is beefstock..
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