You still need to grow up if you think
your relatives care about you
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When you’re ugly they call u a stalker
but when you’re cute
they call you a secret admirer…
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Buying data is the thing that’s holding me from being a millionaire
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You’re not black enough if you’ve never used a knife
to shave your Private Parts…
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Black parents will let you freeze all night in bed
with one blanket because
other blankets are for visitors..
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Does anyone here know the prayer that
Jesus used to turn water into wine🍸🍷….
That prayer is needed so that can stop paying for wine😂
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Between white sugar n brown sugar
Which one has more sugar?
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Ladies sometimes u hv to surprise Bae
by barking during doggy style
hau hau hauhauhauuuuu
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Your boyfriend may not own a car. He may not earn a lot of money. He may not live in
a posh estate. He may not be able to shower you with gifts all the time. He may not
have a great job. But it’s enough to know you are the ONLY ONE He has at his heart.
He has a vision. He is Honest. He is very hard-working. He is humble. He keeps that
smile on your face. He talks to you every day. He actually listens to you. He always
replies your messages. He tolerates you when you’re moody. His family knows you. He
tells you your beautiful all the time. He sees you every chance he gets. He appreciates
the tiniest things you do. He is there when you need him. He respects you. He is proud
you are his…And he treats you like a queen because you are his everything and he fears
to lose you.
Why ask for what he cannot afford? He may not have it all now, but one day he will…
He may not be living his dream now, but one day he will… He pictures making a family
with you and he means it when he says that he loves you.
African Ladies, appreciate that man in your life who strives to be all you need…. He
may not be all the things you need right now but with time he will be, He will get a job,
get the money, he will buy a land and he will build a house for both of you. He won’t be
renting or staying at his parent’s crib forever. He will fulfill all his promises and he will
be a good dad to your children. Just kindly be patient if you seriously love him.
Everything will be fine between both of you. Don’t be pushed around by money and
what you wanna eat now…. I pray you don’t eat up the future of your unborn children!
Please share.
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Husband : Julie, get ready fast. We are getting late for the party
Wife : I am Julie not Maggie to get ready in 2 minutes
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It’s message to you📩
message task,
very very important
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stay strong God with US
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Rest in peace winnie mandela.
Sorry i have posted this too late.
But its not too late because the time you died
i didnt have a phone. So now i got it!!!
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To those who always wave me at messenger…….
i wish you a safe journey too
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All beautiful girls have got kids…..!
If you want to marry a beautiful girl be ready to be a step father!!!!!!
Morning single guys and with this winter
you all have that one sleeping style
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Teacher: tell 1 to 10 count
Student: 1,2,3,4,5,7,8,9,10
Teacher: where is six
Student: Sir was telling in TV that 6 deaths in swine flu
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A Father Took His Son To A Village To Teach About Poverty.
After The Trip He Asked His Son About The Poor.
Son Replied:
We’ve 1 Dog, Villagers Had 4
We’ve Small Pool, They’ve Long River
We’ve Lamps, They’ve Stars
We’ve Small Piece Of Land, They’ve Large Fields
We’ve Servants 2 Serve Us, They Serve Others
We Buy Food, They Grow Their Food
We’ve House To Protect Us, They’ve Friends
The Boy’s Father Was Speechless.
Then His Son Said: “Thanks For Showing How Poor We Are.“
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