Nya proposing to his girl frend:
Will you marry me? Choose your answer:
A)YES
B)A
C)B
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The beauty of a woman is seen within her eyes because it’s the doorway to her heart where her love resides.
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You have to learn the rules of the game.
And then you have to play better than anyone else.
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You dont have to talk about how great you are-
let your actions do the talking.
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The most painful memory..
when I walked away and you let me go.
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You don’t get to choose when or who you meet,
but you do get to choose who you hold on to.
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When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won’t get it, but if you believe in yourself,
probably, sooner or later, you will get it.
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Sometimes you will think that some ladies are
worshiping and they have been touched by the holly spirit
as they are crying to only find that the are dumped.
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Nyaope boys they steal everything even
one shoe left or right and they will sell it to
one leged person, this people have no chill
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First to come first to save never miss ur opportunity
because who sleep first will wake up earlier than u
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Why is a elephant so wrinkled
because there to hard to iron
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My neighbour gave birth to twins and said she was tired of regular names given to twins like Victor & Victoria, Paul & Pauline, etc. So she asked me to come up with some names and this is what I came up with:
1. Tom & Jerry
2. Copy & Paste
3. Praise & Worship
4. Boko & Haram
5. Give & Take
6. Screw & Driver
7. Salt n Vinegar
8. Terms and Conditions
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.Which names would you give to my neighbour’s twins..
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Dear ladies
Please match your makeup with your neck.
You can’t be Rihana and Zodwa at the same time.
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Some females are so afraid of killing cockroaches but they already did 5 abortions
my sister, you don’t need Jesus alone, you need all the 12 disciples including Judas)
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If you are girlfriend and by any chance you feel like shaving your eyebrow , and draw them back ka pencil then i will also draw cows for lobola , let me repeat , i will draw cows for lobola . Yeah everything in our relationship is art…i am an artist too.
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All you to did I like them confuse to people another to it send, confused up ended and this read to trying time your took all you since.
Still Confused?
Now read backwards.
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