I tried having sex while listening to Gospel music..
I ended up putting her clothes back on and
i helped her get back with her Ex..

When you’re mad and wanna slam
your bedroom door but it’s a curtain..

WIFE: “Dont take my car today coz i wanna go shopping”
HUBBY: “Honey, u kip reffering to everything in the house as yours, u are supposed to use the word “OUR” in stead of “MY”.
The nextg dayh the wife seems busy looking for something whilst the hubby 9is speaking to her till he says,”Honey u aint listening to me at all right? what are u still looking for?”
the wife replied: “Honey i am looking for our pant and bra”

Rich was very drunk and was struggling to open his door with his key🔑…

His neighbour asked him: “sir, can i help you open the door?”😕

Rich replied and said:
“Don’t worry the house is rotating…
just help me hold the house straight,
i can open the door”

Gone are the days when football was watched by cheering fans…. Nowadays it’s watched by terrified gamblers!!!

This Winter I’m wearing my PUMA Jersey till it becomes OUMA

The youth of
1987 = revolutionary struggle
.
The youth of
2018 = data struggle

My ex was like : “Rich can we meat?”
And i was like: “No, we can cabbage”

Relationship stress will make you
forget to seat down in a taxi..

My neighbour’s daughter has been knocking on my door
since but I don’t want to open
Their maths homework is difficult.

Having a kid is like having a little broke friend

When are they making heels for short men???
Asking for a friend.

Dating a broke married man is a waste of sin my sister