How to know that you are Falsely Christian.
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1⃣. You have many years going to church but still struggling with sins (adultery, lies, etc).
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2⃣. You don’t read the whole Bible.
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3⃣. Always talks about the name of the church or leaders more than Jesus Christ.
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4⃣. Thinking and using water, uniform, stickers, pictures etc to protect your car, yourself and house. That’s idolatry!.
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5⃣. Church you attend sings praising songs about the leader of the church.
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6⃣. Always moving from one church to another for miracles.
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7⃣. Thinking that marrying more than one wife is not a sin. it’s actually witchcraft.
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8⃣. No praying and thinking only the church leader can pray for you and make your prayer known to God.
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9⃣. Killing animals as a sacrifice.
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🔟. Thinking 30 minutes or 1 hour is enough on Sabbath. Sabbath is the day of the Lord not yours.

That shame you get when you enter a boutique and
you see your salary boldly written on a pair of shoes.

Older 🍑 taste better….you ama 2000 hoes dont clean and wipe your 🍑 right!!!

Nizofa😂😂😂😂😂😂💃💃💃💃💃💃
Morning ama 2000

Conversation….
Me: Hey girl, how are you?
Her: All good and you?
Me: I’m good, can i ask you something dear….
Her: Go ahead and be free….
Me: Are you still a virgin???
Her: Do you fix broken vagina’s????
Me: Good night🙄😏😞🛌

Some girls yeses😂😂😂….
deep down my heart i just say go to hell with your swimming pool nxaaaa

Dear ladies,We don’t cheat, some people just think
they are in a relationship with us!

Earlier today My Phone was Stolen So I Grab a Mic :”Who ever had Stole My phone Must Return it….. it’s a black Samsung galaxy S8 or else I’ll do what I did in Durban…”😈😡

A moment later a guy appears from no Where and gave me the Phone..and he asked…..and what did you do in Durban?

Me: I bought a New one

Every time I kill a mosquito,
I put it in a chair next to ma bed so that
other mosquitoes can see how dangerous I am!!!!

People who log in to WhatsApp only to monitor people’s last seen are more dangerous than a sword..

I Have 3 Daughters And Both Of Them Are girls,
is God Not Great?

I feel proud when I see my Ex girlfriends getting married. It shows that my relationship academy is doing well and it can provide wife materials….THANK YOU

Men who give their women ATM CARDS and PIN have a special corner in heaven with airconditioner and free Wi-fi access

Support him until he makes a good living so he can leave you for a girl
he couldn’t get when he was broke…

I remember way back when we used to remove our hats and greet our elders, now days we just remove one earphone to say ‘Hi’

I left my phone at home, when I returned,I found 30 missed calls from my grandma.when i asked her why she called me. She told me that she wanted to tell me that i left my phone