Lastnight I prayed hard and
asked God to remove all the fake things in my life
Boom next morning I can’t find my shoes
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Visitors act like they are focusing on the TV
when u bring the food.
Silibhekile.
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Some ladies be like i want a guy with six packs😕
Wena do u have six breasts?
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FIFA stands for
F-Football
I-isn’t
F-For
A-Africa
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If i said “I’ll call you back”….I will call u back…
no need to get upset after one year…
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If God did not approve of sex before marriage
then he would have placed Eve in a
different garden not in Eden.
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HER: kenny i wish to Meat you 1day..
ME : white meat or red meat.?
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Ladies sometimes you need to deposit
R5000 in your Bae’s account with a
reference that says
“thanks for pipi and everything bbe”
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I went jogging this morning then before I started I remembered PROVERBS 28:1
Which clearly says THE WICKED SHALL RUN
WHEN NO ONE IS CHASING THEM
So I went back home.
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Dear ,
I drink very little.
And when I drink little,
I become a different person.
*This different person drinks a lot*
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Aden: bro can u swim?
Wasam : NO!
Aden : Dog is better than u because a dog can swim.
Wasam : ok can u swim?
Aden yes!
Wasam : So what’s the difference between I and a dog…
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What do you call a tiger and a snowflake together?
Frostbite!!!
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Santa Calls The Help Desk To Complain About Computer Problem.
Santa: “When I Type Computer Password, It Just Shows Star Star Star Star, What Is That Joke?”
Help Desk: “Dear, Those Stars Are To Protect You, So That If A Person Standing Behind, He Can’t Read Your Password”
Santa: “Yeah Okay, But Stars Appear Even When There Is No One Standing Behind Me“
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Girl: “Hi, Baby”
Boy: “Hi, My Lovely”……………………………………> Sending Failed
Girl: “Are You There?”
Boy: “Yes, Yes I Am Here”…………………………….> Sending Failed
Girl: “Are You Ignoring Me Or What”
Boy: “Honey I Am Not, I Am Right Here”……………> Sending Failed
She: “It’s Sooo Over! Don’t Ever Talk To Me Again”
Him: “Damn! Go To Hell”……………………………….> Message Sent
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Wife At Night: “Tell Me How Much Did Sachin Score In 2003 World Cup Against Pakistan?”
Husband: “98, Why?”
Wife: “Now Tell Me Why You Didn’t Wish Me For My Birthday Since Morning?”
Silence………..
Husband: “I Couldn’t Even Say I Have A Bad Memory”
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If You Feel Overloaded With Work, Immediately Go To To The Nearest
“Biological Anxiety Relief” (Bar) Center & Place Order For Any One Or More Of The Following Antidotes.
1. Work Isolating Neutralizing Extract (WINE)
2. Radioactive Un-Work Medicine (RUM)
3. Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER)
4. Vaccino Officio Depression Killing Antigen (VODKA)
This Is Issued In Public Interest By “Buddies For Eradication Of Work Disease Association (BEWDA)”
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