Makula/indians dont waste time. They send a friend request to a girl…if she is delaying to accept, they inbox her “helo babie” sametime they will send 🍆 and ask do you like it😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Makula are the best

If you are happy in relationship
it means you are a side chick bcoz
main chick never sleep in peace my sista

If God wanted your girlfriend to have Brazilian hair
she would have been born in Brazil.
My brothers let’s not confuse our ancestors.

Don’t rush into another relationship after a breakup. …
.wait for at least 15-20mins

” I was hanging out on streets
smoking some dope weed around
23:30. I decided to go home but it
was far and there were no taxis at
that time of night. I decided to
walk while hiking rides. It started
to rain and suddenly a BMW
stopped by my side I quictly
jumped into the passenger’s seat
and close the door then of started
moving and as i was about to say
” thank you” to the driver, i
discovered that there was no body
in the car. I started to freak out
but was so scared to jump out of
a moving car. When the car got to
the bend,a hand came thru the
window and turned the steering
wheel, this happens twice then the
third time i totaly freaked out
screaming ran for my life, I entered
the nearest bar downing two milk
castle stout and still telling ghost
storie to those who cared to listen.
3 guys walked in the very same
bar all drenched in rain water, one
of them said Nok’s isn’t that the
mad person who enterd the car
while we were pushing it?

Having an EX as your friend is like using a sugarcane as a walking stick. Once you feel thirsty you will eventually chew it.

A girl at a bus stop spotted a handsome man and without hesitation went to him and said ” you look cute.. I like you.”…. The man out of shock simply placed his hand on her shoulder and said “My dear, this love and infatuation are all nothing. You are too young to be behaving like this. Pls go home and study hard so that you can have a successful life.”
He then placed a piece of paper on her hand and said ” I have written some words of wisdom and bible verses for you. Read them before you go to sleep.” And then he walked away.
The girl went back to her hostel in shame and before she slept she opened up the paper and read thus: “Are you blind? My wife was standing behind me. Any way, this is my number. Call me anytime…… By the way, I like you too!”