One day I will have 2 men on my bed. One
will say “good morning sweetie” and the
other will say “wake up mummy it’s a
beautiful day”
.
.
Oh you’ve started thinking of another
thing again , you’ll not make it in heaven

When you hear a fat person saying I miss my other half
then you be like how does this person all in all looks like…..
.
But it’s none of my business

The girl who refused to show me her breast🙈🙊🙈🙊 in secondary school has sat next to me in a bus breastfeeding her baby​…. Kkkkkkkkk This world though….. wonderful isn’t it??

You can take water to the horse
but you can not drink water to the horse

If you shave your eyebrows completely and
draw them with a pencil again..
Dont ask for any money from us to do your hair..
Just shave it completely and draw your weave of your dream…

Relationship stress can make you iron all your clothes
And when you done you realize you didn’t plug the iron

that moment when you just lost a fight.
And when u get home You start thinking about
all The kung fu moves
You Could done

Remember back when you were a kid and you thought your 25 year old unemployed cousin wasn’t serious about life?

Look at you now!

ME: Babe, which letter does the word “Tuesday” end with?
.
HER: Y
.
ME: I just wanna know

Ladies, when men inbox you, you must know the only word that is truthful is “Hie”. Then the rest is all lies.

Tjo! “You want your girlfriend to kill me
” this is how girls ask if you’ single

You wanna know how being married feels like? . .
Okay delete all songs and leave one,
then listen to it all day…Everyday

My brother , don’t feel bad if girls doesn’t reply to your inboxes .
Most of them can’t read

Put your phone on airplane mode before going to bed ….. .
Vodacom will still bill you for that flight you booked.
You think you’re clever neh..

Boss; Where were u born?
Me : In South Africa
Boss: Which part?
Me : What do u mean Which part?
My whole body was born in South Africa.

She Was My Crush Until She Posted, “I’m
Cooking Pastor, Soap And Miss Meat for
launch then
Rise and Bins for sleep “