The boy is asking the old man:

– If you could give me just one advice, what that would be?
– OK, son. Remember this: if you have plans to change the world, do it now, while you are single. Once you are married, you cannot even change the TV channel.

Did u just fall?”
no I attacked the floor

My mum asked for my phone so I quickly changed
“Joy” to “John” on my contact list.
When I gave my mum the phone, John texted
“I can’t wait to kiss you” Right now I’m in a family meeting.

We seriously can’t act like all is well
when we know people in the Bible don’t have surnames

When my siblings make me angry
I look at them through the fork and
pretend they’re in Jail..
it’s makes me feel better

I don’t care if it’s fake account or not, all I know it’s that I enjoy chatting with Rihanna today I even send her mtn

Lord please test me with a few million rands
I want to see my true colors

Only short girls are marriage material.
These tall girls are just building material

If you play The God’s Plan music video in reverse,
Drake takes money & cars from people.

Your Periods Will Skip You Just Like The Way
You’re Skipping Our Posts!!!

Nyoape boys be like
Him:im selling ratax
Me:but there are no rats in my home
Him:I can organise that
.
I fainted

When they answer the phone
white’s: Hello !!
BLACK’S: YELLOW !! ..

Yesterday, my pressing iron broke down. I
went to the neighbours and asked them
for
their iron. They told me to come and iron
in
their house or forget about it. I went and
ironed without arguing. This morning they
also came to ask me for a broom. I also
told
them to come and sweep at my house or
forget about it. Now they are angry. Did I
do
anything wrong?
People are ungrateful

Men are very selective with who they
spend on. The same man who you think is
broke and stingy is making it rain for
another girl.

Stop making people feel ashamed for not
going to church. Respect other people’s
beliefs and laziness.