No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference btwn the two words “COMPLETE” and “FINISHED”. Some people say there is no difference between ”COMPLETE” and “FINISHED”, but there is. When you marry the right woman you are COMPLETE and when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED! When your wife catches you with another woman you are COMPLETELY FINISHED and when your wife likes shopping so much you are FINISHED COMPLETELY!
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I saved my girlfriend contact with her real name on my phonebook but usually when i pick her call i say ‘hi love…’ So yesterday i ran out of airtym while talking to her, so i had to use my friend’s phone to call her without him noticing. when i dialed her number on his phone, it displayed “MY LOVE…” So i was wondering how that smartphone knew i was calling her. iphones are really smart. I’m really considering getting one
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any position. Just come in. That’s how to work.”
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Felimon: Bess, what’s your secret, why are you healthy?
Boknoy: simple, best friend.
Felimon: what?
Boknoy: in the morning, milk. In noon fruit.
Felimon: how about the night, best friend?
Boknoy: so it’s a hole.
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I don’t accept friend request anymore..
The remaining space is for
Bae’s family n people from his village
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Why Do You Worry About A Guy
Hitting On Your GF If You Can just
Chaw His Mom In His Room Anye
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Tell You What my sister
Ur BF Doesn’t Really Hate Makeups And Brazilians He just Cant Afford…
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I Swear If Some Parents Could See
What Their Daughters Are Doing To Us
In Our Bedrooms They’ll Die Via Heart Attack true
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Boy Friend who doesn’t buy you shoes ,
Bra’s ,clothes and panties
has no rights to take them off.
Ladies please share!
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Dear ladies.
Guys deserve Valentine’s gifts too.
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She wrote “slender by nature”
Are you sure my sister that it is nature not hunger?
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Everyday I view fat people’s pictures on facebook
now i no longer have space on my phone memory.
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Girlfriend : “I want to end our relationship now,
i’m going to return everything u gave me”
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Ronnie : “serious??, ok then let’s start with the kisses i gave u”
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Multiple births seem to be popping up all over the world, e.g [Twins, Triplets and Quads].
I think i know what’s going on here
The kids are afraid to come out by themselves.
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Teacher : wht do we call a person without hands
Me : Vest
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Being unemployed its hard ThOo..
Even when Kids Didn’t Flush The Toilet..
They Will Say Its You…
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