If you get this answer right,
I will add you to my account.
Who is that girl like to dance alone
with alcohol in hand and wearing no panty?

Some Girls Will Give You Their Numbers
Just To Increase The Rate Of Missed Calls.
SO GUYS DON’T FEEL SO SPECIAL!!!

Those Days When Your Parents Used To Call You
To Come And Dance For Visitors!!!

Funny Definitions:

Laziness? – Asking Lift For Morning Walk.

Craziness? – Get Blank Paper Xerox.

Honesty? – Pregnant Women Taking 2 Tickets.

Dehydration? – Cow Giving Milk Powder.

Fashion? – Lungi With A Zip.

Hope? – A 99 Year Old Women Purchasing A Life Time SIM Card.

What Is The Best Punishment For A Girl?

Give Her New Clothes, Matching Jewellry And Nice Cosmetics

And Then Lock Her In A Room Without A Mirror.

What Is The Best Punishment For A Boy?

Give Him A Mobile With A Lot Of Girl’s Phone Numbers,

And Unlimited Credit & Put Him In A Place Where There’s No Network.

Boy: “You Look Like My Wife”

Girl (Surprisingly): “Oh Really Hows Nice, What Is Your Wife’s Name?”

Boy: “I Am Not Yet Married“

William Sexfear’s One Good Way To Reduce Alcohol Consumption

Before Marriage – Drink Whenever You Are Sad

After Marriage – Drink Whenever You Are Happy

Must Read William Sexfears Jokes

” to all parties. I won’t want it, the third party.”

Real People Are 😂😂😂 BASOTHO

– They are mostly mine workers
– Co – founders of African hip hop
– You find them in blankets while it’s extremely hot
– Sotho women are so damn beautiful but their also Bitches too
– They prefer horses than Cars
– Sotho man Have Small 🍆
– Not scared to kill
– Witches 2

Someone Out There Is Now Asking Your Bae
About You Like
“WHERE IS THAT STUPID OF YOURS”
And Your Bae Is Enjoying It….

But I can’t laug

Ex – 20 missed calls : 10 voice note + R55 airtime
Bae – 0 missed call + 1 please call Back

Please, who is serious here?

No one is as confused as Zulu people

– They don’t take shit😬
– Stubborn minded😣
– Taxi drivers🚍
Bribery is their first thing in mind💸
– They are capable of threatening🔫
– Speak Only one language😟
– They eat too much pap🍚
– They are Security workers👮
– They believe to stays in Hostels 🏠
– Killers ( Hit men )🔫
– They take human waste with bucket , they like that Job✋✋
– Very stupid😒
– They mostly believe that they are the only black original black people 😂😂😂😂😂

But i can’t laugh😂😂

Every time i send a risky text i throw my phone
& run away from it