When Your Voice Is Cute
But The Face Tells Another Story
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I just heard this lady at Pep store saying:
” Even if i buy her a new skirt, she’s still going to fail”
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Swazi men don’t propose anymore…
They’ll just start calling u baby…
Then boom u are in a serious relationship
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[This is how u scare people in a plane]
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“This is Captain Ronnie speaking
Reporting on behalf of the crew
I would like to welcome you aboard Swazi Airways Flight 602 from Sikhuphe to Johannesburg
We are currently flying at 35 000 feet midway the borders of the two countries, if you look out on the windows on the starboard side you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire
If you look out of the window on the left you will notice that the wing has fallen off
News coming from the pilot says some of the buttons of the airplane on the front panel are not working so the plane won’t land safely
Please note that
This is a recorded message so it is not real
Have a good flight!”
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Since joining facebook
i have never made any spelling mistekes.
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Im in a taxi and the girl next to me is
texting her friend about how there’s an annoying guy
looking at her phone😅…
Luckily its not me
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Every girl is mentally dating a male celebrity
that doesn’t even know they exist
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Don’t buy a selfie stick if your armpits need a shaving stick
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Is it wrong to stop a taxi and ask the driver
“how’s your day”?
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Even if you can Write “Jesus ”
on the out cover of your books
If you gonna fail you gonna fail
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Hey, if you are reading this and you are feeling
depressed,angry, sad,heartbroken etc….I just
want you to know that I really don’t care.
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50 Q… What did the chicken say to the overeasy egg?
A… You’re fried!!!
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I was in a party last night, where I told a girl,
excuse me please, can u go back ?? I want to pass,
She replied,
Hey,hey , hey,can’t u see? I can not go backer than this, I’ve already gone the backest, you should instead be go backing let me pass,,,
I forgot to faint ,
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Son: Dad, my assignment is difficult
Dad: why is your assignment?
Son: what is the pencil in English?
Father: Okay? It’s quick, okay, okay, I’ll see you again what is your assignment again
Son: what is the pencil in English?
Father: Ah, what child hm “Mongle”
Son: Okay? Mongolian ” my classmate said, he said.
Father: Okay? I know I really miss a pencil.
My child: he said he said
Dad: ah maybe an eraser
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Before: they said to be robbed of you, just not being burned out…
Now: you have a fire.. you are still stealing.
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Before: when burned, it will help with the fire.
Now: Let’s visit a fire video.
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Before: Children, go into the house, there are some Japanese!
Today: Children, get undressed, there are some Japanese!
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Noon: Pray before meals.
Today: selfie before meals.
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Before: when flooding lumilikas
Now: when flooding, picture picture post on Facebook plus instagram.
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Before: many men are so handsome
Today: many handsome men are so handsome
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Before: a lot of gentle girls
Today: there are many gentle men amputik!!!
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Before: if it’s nice to court you right away.
Now: if you look good at first, maybe gay,
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Before: if handsome, womanizer
Now: even a ugly womanizer, sometimes it is still choosy! Shameless face!
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Before: wait for the moon before getting married!
Now: wait wait for the stomach before marriage.
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Before… not all women beautiful
Today… not all beautiful girls
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The courtship before and now
Before: separated wood, water water, climbing wild
Now: Find, talk, deal
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It was still a trend to serenade..
Now sit, story and pagkatayo, you!
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Before: if you’re not in the group, you’re caught in the topic
Now: if you’re not in the group, you are the topic
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I remember back in primary school
when i would borrow a glue from someone,
they would be like:
” use it on the corners only
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