On my way to Cape Town✈ for a funeral😢
>>>
I don’t know who died guys😕…
But the way im gonna cry😢…I’ve got my own problems

Children : You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk, then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit-down and shut-up.

When a relationship ends,
the competition of who can pretend to be happier
on social media starts.

Boy To Gym Coach: “I Wanna Impress Cute Girl, I’m Gonna Meet In 3 Days Which Machine Should I Use?”

Coach: “Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym“

What’s The Difference Between People, Who Pray In Temple And People Who Pray In A Casino?

Those In Casino Are More Serious.

Teacher To Student: “What Is Hyper Active Possessive Definition Of Circulated Motion”

Student: “Zimbalakadi Takada Bamba Huchalu”

Teacher: “I Did Not Understand What You Said”

Student: “Same Here, Mam“

Me:mom our kettle is not working we
should throw it at the dump site
Mom:why?
Me:because its useless
Mom:wena did we throw U away when U
were born?

January has been so long , even babies who’s born on New year’s eve are starting grade 1 today

I don’t trust a man on a wheelchair
with dirty shoes✔✔

A woman’s cleavage is like the sun…
>
You can look but its dangerous to stare

Besides driving a polo
Which other HIV symptoms do you know?
😦😄😂🤣😆😃😊

Teacher:”Why are you laghing?”
.
Boy1:”I saw a trap of your bra”
.
Teacher:”get out !No class for you
for a week”
another boy starts laughing
.
Teacher:”why are you laughing?”
.
Boy2:”I saw both strap of your
bra”
.
Teacher:”Get out !No class for you
for 1month”
.
[Teacher bends down to pick up a
chalk]
.
and Little TC started
packing his books and walked
out
.
Teacher:”And where do you think
you going?”
.
Little TC:”with what I saw just
now,I think my school days are
over”

Period pains should also be rewarded with
disability grant….
Ladies can I get an Amen.

If I Still Owe You Money From Last Year;
Please Forget About It,
You Won’t Get It…
It’s New Year With New Beginnings!!!