priest: do u take this girl to be ur wife?
boy: ya
priest: do u take this boy to be ur husband
girl: only as a friend..
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OMG please be okay please be okay I’m so sorry.
-me when I drop my phone
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Having “WIFE” Is A
Part Of Living…
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But
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Having “GIRLFRIEND”
Along With The “WIFE” Is
Art Of Living 😛
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If the first button in a shirt is put wrong, then every button will b wrong.
Great Lines said by
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Tailor SANJU
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Girl: I love you very very much!
Please text back
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Boy: BACK
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A girl checks her lover’s mobile to know
under which name he has saved HER no:
when dialed
it showed.
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TIME PASS NO.8 – calling..
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Girl: is ur date offer still valid…
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Boy: yup
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Girl: oh in that case… I refuse again
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Parents Wanted Their Girl To Get Married To A Good Boy
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Now-a-days
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Parents Wants Their Boy
To Get Married To A Good Girl
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Wife: Drive slowly, you might hit someone.
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12 years later a minor accident occurs.
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Wife: look, i said you 12 years ago you’ll hit someone…
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Husband: When I get mad at u,
u never fight back.
How do u control ur anger?
Wife: I clean the toilet.
Husband: How does that help?
Wife: I use ur toothbrush.
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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in your hands all day.
Husband: I 2 wish that you were
a newspapers so I could have
a new 1 everyday.
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Husband Sitting with His Wife
in Restaurant,
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Drinking Beer n Says:- “I Love
U”
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Wife:- Is It U Or The Beer
Talking ?
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Husband:- Its Me, Talking To
My Beer, U Shut Up” :/
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Banta and his girlfriend have a chat at a romantic dinner.
Girlfriend: “Will you love me even after marriage Banta?”
Banta looks around in surprise and says,
“If your husband agrees then yes I surely will.”
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Dead bodies r very happy……
U know why ..
Socho think think…… Fool kahi k…
Kyuki 2nite there is a dance programme
bo michael jackson in graveyard.
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If u care 4 me,
i will care 4 u,
if u miss me,
i will miss u,
if u msg me,
i will msg u,
if u forget me..
sorry dear kahani me TWIST hai,
i will kill U!
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She: What do u do?
He: Phd.
She: Wow! Doctorate.
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He: No. Pizza Hut Delievery. 😛
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