Teacher: Tell me the name of any
Microsoft Product?
Samy:
MS Excel..
Johny:
MS Word..
nitin:
MS Powerpoint..
SANTA:
After thinking a lot….
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MS Dhoni…=D=))

shame on u girls
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days are more hotter then u…

Manager- What is Your Qualification?
SANTA- I am PHSD
Manager- What do u Mean by PHSD
Santa- Passed High School with Difficulty..

Smartest thing ever
done by Banta:
He set his password as “incorrect”.
So whenever he forgets, computer automatically reminds him.
“Your password is incorrect”

PJ OF THE DAY-
Plz eat Parle-G & not Tiger biscuits!
WHY?
COZ
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Now only 1411 tigers left..

What do you call a bee that has come from
America ???
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“USB”
No claps plz…..

I hve lots of jokes in my inbox,
bt i can’t send u all u them’
it will take a lot of time,
so i’m sending u jst 1 joke
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“u r so beautiful”

i changed my computer password to SILENCE.
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Bcoz my girlfriend doesnt know that word

I love 2 walk in rain ..
coz dan no1 can see me tearz
(Charlie Chaplan)
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I love 2 walk in fog coz dan no1 can see i m smoking
(Basheeer Charsi)

Bay of Bengal is in which state..
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Liquid state

What do computers like to eat..
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Chips!

Why did you change your last job..
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Because the company shifted and didn-t tell me where

Signboard on one side of a super highway..
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You are not looking at the road

What did baby corn ask mom corn..
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Where is PopCorn

NASA closed..
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Rajnikant bought all the rockets for diwali….

So much pain and agony in this World. Crimes,Corruption, Kidnaps, MH370, Modi, Rahul, Kejrietc.And just when you think world has sufferedenough,……………..
Himesh Reshammiya releases his Movie.