Santa in Chinese Restaurant Waiter- Sir, I have Stewed Liver, Boiled Tongue & Frog’s Legs
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Santa- Don’t tell me ur problems, Give me the Menu….

‘I was the most Outstanding student in my class….
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BCoz my teacher always used to keep me out of da class…’

OMG THIS REALLY WORKS!
1. Hold your breath for 10 minutes.
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2. Die’

Y did Santa put his Radio in d Refrigator? . .
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Think.. . . .
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He want to hear some cool Music..

Teacher-Edison cut his Dad’s Cherry Tree,
but he told Truth dat he cut it,
His father didnt do anything why?
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Banta-Edison still has Axe in his hand!

One day Sardar went to a shop.
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Let him go.
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You do ur job.
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Always dont expect jokes on him.

Santa’s Wife faints. He phones for ambulance.
“Address?”
“Eucalyptus rd”
“Spell it please” .
“I’ll drag her to Oak rd can u pick her up there?”

Santa (reading from book of facts): “Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?”
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Banta: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash?”

Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed “The heart of the country”?
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Santa: It beats, beats, beats.
SSP

Y did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
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A: He wanted to see butterfly!

How did santa tried 2 kill a bird?
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He took it 2 d top of a buildng & dropped it!

I-m sure you were born in this world as a cute baby.
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Now that you-re a grown-up, I have one question….. What happened……

ALCOHOL contains FEMALE HORMONES
Proof:
After drinking,men gain weight,
talk unnecessarily,
Become extra emotional,
Stop thinkin, start fightin over nothin 😉

Can you tell me the name of person with bad habit of speaking loudly when others are sleeping so as to disturb their sleep..
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Ans: College Lecturer.