I went for a job interview today when I entered the 1st question was “wait please” I answered “65kgs”. They were so happy they all laughed and told me to go back home they’ll call me soon.*

*I’m now ironing my clothes they myt call me early morning tomorrow, guys pray for me.*

A man is called to his manager’s office after coming from funeral
Manager:-moyo its the fourth time you have gone to bury your father. And you have gone to bury your mother five times. How many times do your parents die??
Moyo:- let me explain sir. When my mother died my farther remarried. So I call that wife mother. When my father died my mother remarried. And when she died my father also remarried. And that has been happening over and over again. That is why I have buried my parents several times…

Students who are studying Art, Film and Television and Fashion design. Let’s be honest, do you really need good luck wishes for your exams? Come on guys really now

*IT’S HARD TO BE A TEACHER AT TIMES.*..

*Teacher:* ”Construct a sentence containing the word “sugar”
*Pupil:* ”I was drinking tea this morning.”
*Teacher:* ”Where is the word sugar.”
*Pupil:* ”It is already in the tea..!!”

These days the only thing most couple’s have in common,
in a relationship, is matching clothes and that’s it..!

I am typing “Lord” on my phone but it keeps changing to “London” speak my Jesus your servant is listening,
Am ready please..!

I’m feeling you & you’re not feeling me & i start feeling someone else & you start feeling me, I’m not going to feel you twice, you feel me? 😊

That moment when you are happy😋in a relationship..
Then you remember that nothing lasts forever..

Dear “Future Brides” Lobola was never meant to enrich your parents and especially your uncles who don’t even know your birthday. If you don’t speak up for your man you will enter a marriage full of loans and debt caused by your own family. Fight for your marriage..!

Blue tick is nothing have you ever commented on a Post
where they only give attention to certain people’s comments..!

Dressing well & smelling nice even when you are broke isn’t fake life.
You must not look like a beggar just because you are broke..!

[Touching story]👌
One day a boy touched a girl’s hand. The following day the girl touched the boy’s hand.
•°•°•°•
What a touching story..!

Women inbox Us First All The Time,
You Just Haven’t Experienced It Because You’re Ugly 🙆

WHEN SOME PEOPLE TELL YOU DAT THEY DON’T SEE ANY GOOD IN YOU JUST HUG THEM AND SAY “I FEEL SORRY FOR THE BLIND”

You don’t know pain…. until you’ve had to force your own heart to
stop loving someone

Huawei Users Don’t Worry Chinese Will Create “Choogle”