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Why didn’t the skelitin cross the road
Bicause he didn’t t had the GUTS to do it😂
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I asked a friend of mine what he is doing. He told me, he is working on, “Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum and steel under a constrained environment”.
I was impressed! On further asking, I learnt that he was washing dishes with hot water… under his wife’s supervision!
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Guys that don’t have money but their girlfriends love them so much
and are loyal to them,
please what formula are you using?
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When you abuse your friend “”your mama!!!”” and then u turn around to see his/her mum staring at you.
oboi, u go collect plenty slap!.!
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That awkward moment when your friend says keep chasing your dreams and you keep chasing his girlfriend.
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The reason why women live long is because they don’t have a “Wife”…
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Dear Principal
.
I Am Writter This Letter With Haters And Tell
You That I Am Leave Your School For Good
Enough
.
The Why Of Leave The School Is Because At
Your School Teachers Beat Ass Very Harmful
And Very Sad.I Wanted To Cry But My Friend
Telled Me That Man Is A Sheep Is Not Cry,I
Was Silent But Vibrating
.
Another Why Is Because Of Discriminating
We Writted A Test That I Am Cheated But I
Got 20℅.Teacher Said My Head Is Dead,That
Thing Of My Head Is Dead It Pained Me
.
The Another Is Because Early In The Morning
Is Ice, Blanket is not Want To Be Removed
From The Body
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I Leave Good Bye For Ever And Ever Amen
.
Your Faithfully
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Leave that abusive relationship before you become a motivational speaker…
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That awkward moment when your friend says keep chasing your dreams and you keep chasing his girlfriend…
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If a woman asks you a question, it’s better to tell her the truth because chances are she’s asking you because she already knows the answer.
Fear those witches…
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My neighbor is looking for his Nike shoes.
*I don’t know why my heartbeat increase each time I see him…
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My brother if she doesn’t disturb you 🤯, annoys you 🤦 or give you any headache🤒 then she is not the one🤭….real girlfriends💏 act like Demons🧟🤞 some even act like witches from Malawi.
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Jealousy can make an African girlfriend read all the 400 comments on her boyfriend’s post & check their profiles..!
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Roll on – 48 hours protection
Body lotion – 48 hours protection
That is why I bath once after 2 days
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Can I sell my feelings on Gumtree I dont want them anymore.
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One miss call is enough dont keep calling me like
i have your kidney.
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