Teacher : Ok class; let us show the
principal and our guests how
much we have learnt so far dis
year! Let’s do comparisons ….
So if I say small, you say small,
smaller, smallest.
[Students nod]
Teacher : Big
Students : “Big, Bigger,
Biggest.” ….
Teacher : “clean.”
Students : “clean, cleaner,
cleanest.
Teacher : “tall.”
Students : “tall, taller, tallest.
Teacher [smiles] :”very good!!!
Students : “very good, very
goodder,
very goodest.
Teacher : “oh gosh.”
Students : oh gosh, oh gosher, oh
goshest!!!
Teacher : “stop it now”
Students : “stop it now, stop it
nower, stop it nowest!!!
Teacher : “oh please.”
Students :”oh please, oh pleaser,
oh
please-st..
Teacher : “Look at me..!!!
Students : “look at me, look at me-
er,
look at me-est.
Teacher : “what a disgrace!
Students : “what a disgrace, what
a
disgracer, what a disgrace-st.
Teacher [furious] : I don die…
Students : I don die, I don dier, I
don
diest!!!
Teacher faint!

If you are girlfriend and by any chance you feel like shaving your eyebrow , and draw them back ka pencil then i will also draw cows for lobola , let me repeat , i will draw cows for lobola . Yeah everything in our relationship is art…i am an artist too.

Those who dress smartly and smell nice but still wear a watch that isn’t working are among the problems we have in Africa.

Preaching the truth and nothing else but the truth:
.
Polygamy is not about a man having many wives. It’s about every woman having a husband.
AMEN.

Four Cousins will get you so drunk that you start to think you’re the 5th cousin.

Dear Friends
Lets create a book of lies we have heard and said;

Page 1: I cant live without you

touch lets go

Remember when you thought you’d die when your ex left you?
Look at you now, all strong and ready for the next heartbreak.

The nice thing about Facebook, even if they don’t like your posts.
Rest assured they see & feel them..!

Women don’t communicate the problem.
They expect men to figure what the problem is and get mad when they don’t..!

If you can’t control your woman…
Then you’ve found the right one..!

Am I the only one who randomly slaps a 10kg of Rice in the store for no reason?