I am looking for the girlfriend for the second semester. Girlfriend Pocket Allowance R1800, 5GB data montly and R1500 clothes allowance montly.

Never show a Lady that you’re more fluent than her in English
while you’re out. Trust me, it will be your last date!

Never show a Lady that you’re more fluent than her in English
while you’re out. Trust me, it will be your last date!

This might work:
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At the start of a relationship, partner’s should disclose all their cousins..!

When they realize cutting you off was not a smart idea,
an apology come in the form of..: “Hey” 🙄

A Girl on Facebook posted: “My ex dumped me & 2weeks later he got engaged” Someone commented: “Atleast you made it to the semi-finals”..!

Am i the only one who thinks the phone rings a lot longer when you’re ignoring a call..??

Every time you meet us, “it’s am asking for R2, am asking for a R5..”
These are ‘tollgate’ manners that’s why people avoid you..!

Dear ladies what’s the purpose of wearing mini skirt and spending the whole day pulling it down?

You’ll be having good time with your bae then baby mama will just call🙄be like: “Your child swallowed a shovel..!”

{If you’re a 35+ Man}
It’s time to leave these young girls alone..
Get a woman who understands the signs of stroke and diabetes..!

Ladies be 28+ competing with females
who are 19yrs for a nigga..! 😏

When you continuously beat your roommate on FIFA and he ends up saying ” At least I don’t repeat modules

I don’t go for looks.☝
But at least don’t be Ugly..!

My level of maturity has nothing to do with my Facebook posts. I’m only here to Motivate💪, Lie🙄 & Laugh😅..!

Some people Will ignore you as if they are saving Data bundles😂😂😂

Only to find out they been in freemode since 10 years back