Yesterday my neighbour was very sick and called a witch doctor to come and treat him in his house. The doctor said his case was critical and that he cannot be cured,but the sickness can
be transferred to another person. My neighbor accepted. The doctor worked on him, and
told him, _”as I am leaving, if anyone opens the door you must say *’tchaa’*. And this person will
die in your place.”_ The doctor left, and my neighbor was waiting for the first unlucky person so as to say *’tchaa’*, and transfer his sickness
to the person to. But the doctor discovered that he hadn’t collect his money from my
neighbor for his treatment, so he decided to go back for his money. As soon as he opened the
door, my neighbor said *’tchaa’*, the witch doctor said *’retchaa’*, my neighbor then said
*’reretchaa’*, the witch doctor said *’rereretchaa’*.
As I speak with you now, the whole neighbourhood is there watching the two shouting *”rerererereretchaa”* to each other non-stop…

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While examining a female patient, Doctor tells
her:“Your heart, lungs, pulse, BP are fine. Now
let me see that cute little thing which gets you
ladies into all kinds of trouble.Woman
immediately started taking off her jeans and
underwear.Doc shocked said:“No! No! Please put
on your clothes. Just show me your tongue…

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Son: Father, what must I do to make Zulu man get angry.
Rainbow: Buy him teeth brush and Colgate

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That moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is
“Act natural, you’re innocent”..!

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I just smoked weed now but nothing happens I just wasted money 😭😭
anyway happy mothers day 🏃🏃 I love you dad

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Don’t hide yourself when you see us at the clinic we’re also sick,
nobody goes there to withdraw money

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Do we still have ladies that says. Baby if you don’t tell me how you got this money, I will not take it from you?

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Mathematics clazz

Teacher: Arfoza Yu have 12 mangoes and Yu give two mango to Halima, three to Aisha and three to Nuria
So what do you have
Meh: Three new girlfriends

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There was one boi called emenike he is a servant
Very dutiful and also dirty. One day when he is serving his boss a bowl of soup with his hand inside the soup. His boss controlled his anger and then confronted him.
“Emenike ur fingers are in my soup said by the boss”
Emenike replied, don’t worry my boss the soup is not hot.

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Mathematics clazz

Teacher: Clazz wat iz de 10-1
One student: teacher it’s 0
Teacher: faint

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Sleeping next to a new bae for the first time is tough.
You have to breathe in English😚
Not too loud, not too deep and not t0o fast

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Guys am still shocked😥 about what I saw this morning at 02:45 when I was going to toilet, it was unbearable so I had to go n help myself. When I was coming back I looked at my neighbors house n I saw myself ploughing at their garden😭😭😭😥 What am I suppose to happen now? Do I have to go to police? Please help me n help me psychologically too!

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Stop asking Girls if they Have a boyfriend. Take her out, buy her Food, Crack some jokes And make her laugh, give her Money and let her decide if she’s Single or not.

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‘The correct spelling is SCHOOL and not SCHOOL.
Many people put the first O before the second O
and it is completely wrong’

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*Mum: Who is the* *president of USA*?
*Son: I don’t know!*
*Mum: (slaps son) It’s* *Donald Trump, you idiot*. *Next time, concentrate on your studies!*
*After some time.*
*Son: Mum, who is Aunty Jemila?*
*Mum: I don’t know!*
*Son: I wish l can slap* *you. Aunty Jemila is* *Daddy’s girlfriend! Next time, concentrate on your marriage and leave* *American matters alone*

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