That moment when you just lost a fight and when you get home you start thinking about all the kung fu moves you could’ve used
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Me: My bitch hasn’t texted me in two hours
Brain: She’s probably cheating on you
Me: No, I bet she’s just sleeping
Brain: but she slept yesterday, didn’t she?
Me: OMG that bitch! How much sleep does she need???
Brain: Breakup
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Apart from “I love you,I miss you,I can’t live without you” what other jokes do you know??
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You never actually watched a full movie coz u blinked 🤞🤞😁
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but sell that iPhone and eat
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Somebody kidnap cassper and force him to quit rap😫😫😫
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Your neighbors will always see the girl you brought home late at night…
But will never see the thief who came to rob you in the middle of the day
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A lecturer come in the class and pointed straight at me with a ruler and said to the class: class,,!! At the end of this ruler stands a fool .
I stood up and said to him: But sir this ruler has two ends, or you mean all the ends ,?? As am talking am burned from the varsity until further notice
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Today I was listening to radio they were talking about Mandela, I watch TV Mandela, I go out people are talking about Mandela, now I’m in the tavern I’m afraid to open my wallet because I will also see Mandela 😂😂
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what i if i told u
u read the first line wrong😂❌✔
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TIP:
“Never treat your current partner based on what your last partner did”
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When a woman says that she loves her children more than her husband
* She is clearly telling a lie *
She can leave her children with her neighbours
* But she will not leave her husband with a neighbour for a minute *
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I’m just here to remind you that “I will never leave you” has left you..!
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Most of church girls think that they are wife materials
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When you have no money anything you say at family gatherings
makes you look like you are bringing confusion.
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I Don’t Know how Old You Are But You Need To Grow Up In Order To Understand That A Relationship Without Money💰 Doesn’t Go Anywhere..! ☝
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