Some people take this breakup thing too serious🤔
Imagne starving yurself too death because of a breakupp😖😏
Me i rather cry😭with food in my mouth😂

I Don’t Know Who Needs To Hear This But Unless
He Wears A Diaper You Can’t Change Him

My EX is getting married tomorrow to the guy
she told me not to worry about.

Imagine you dating a Guy who can’t make you smile🙄. Ask yourself something my sister, are you dating an exam paper? 🤔

When a girl says “tell me more about yourself?”, she’s asking if u are working or driving, not this nonsense of “I’m a caring and loving guy”.

Not every friend request is a friend request…
some are surveillance cameras

If You Come To See Me And They Tell You I’m Not Around But You Still Arguing, I Will Come Out Myself And Tell You Am Not Around

Sometimes you have to surprise the cashier by pushing the trolley,🛒🚶 only to buy airtime.

Short girls are energetic, you should see them when they’re angry.
They are like toys with new batteries..!

Stop telling people that you are in a serious relationship, as if it is really that serious you could have been married💍 by now..!

MOM ::Why are your Results so Bad ??

Me ::Bad Things happen To Good people💔

I’m not alcoholic, I only drink twice a year…
When it’s my birthday, and when it’s not my birthday…

A dog died and the owner took it to a pastor. He asked the pastor if he could organise a funeral service for the dead animal.
PASTOR: No, we can’t hold a service for your dog in our church. But there is a church down the street, maybe they will do it for you.
MAN: But pastor, will that church accept a donation of R1million? The pastor shouted and asked, why didn’t you tell me the dog was a Christian?!

A woman can date you from January to October and marry someone else in the first weekend of November. My brother, fear women😂

Anyone selling a second hand relationship? Even if it has problems, I will fix it.💁‍♀️😏

A relationship without a side chick is like a government without an opposition party. We need democracy in relationships