People in relationships be like:
“Awww baby you make me so happy.”😍
~•~
But the day they break up they be like:
“Finally happy.”

Dear: Bae 😝😘💏🔐
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You Can’t Just Dump Me😂 I Won’t Believe You. So I Want The Following Things:
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•3 Months Notice Before We Breakup 😉
•Police Affidavit 😊
•2 Pages Yama Reasons😍
•59 Minutes Ya Voice Note Stating Why You Dumping Me. 🔒💏
•Both Parents ID Copies
😜
•Your Parents Permission Letter 😘
• Lastly You Have To Slaughter Atleast Two Fat Cows For My Ancestors And The gods, To apologize For Hurting My Feelings 😍😜

A girl at a bus stop spotted a handsome man and without hesitation went to him and said
” you look so cute and sexxy.. I like you.”….
The man out of shock simply placed his hand on her shoulder and said
“My dear, this love and infatuation are all nothing. You are too young to be behaving like this. Pls go home and study hard so that you can have a successful life.”..
He then placed a piece of paper on her hand and said ” I have written some words of wisdom and religious verses for you. Read them before you go to sleep.”
And then he walked away.
The girl went back to her hostel in shame and guilt..before she slept she opened up the paper and read thus:
“Are you blind? My wife was standing behind me. Any way, this is my number. Call me anytime. ………..
By the way, I like you too!”
😅😅😅😅

If Girlfriends Know How Many Girls We Ignore in A Day Just For Them, They Will Be Paying Us Salary😌

The day you stop smoking weed, you will know that a FB post doesn’t have a volume

I am eating and I ask you to join me and you joined me…
Are You crazy?! ….
Can’t u say: No, thank you…& let me eat in peace

Mara Guys How Do you Sleep at Night Knowing that
you Don’t Give Your Girlfriend Money?

I had a really bad day today, first my Ex got hit by a bus
then I was fired by the Bus Company

I didnt know that Being Kind is really bad,I mean I work as a bus driver ,So I was busy collect people along the way,so to my surprised A blind man was standing So I asked why is the poor man standing,I was told the bus is full so I had to give him my chair,Now I got fired from work,Should I take dem to CCMA or …😭😭😭😭😭🤷🏽‍♂🤷🏽‍♂🤷🏽‍♂

Keep your secrets to yourself.
Your best friend has another best friend…

During an Interview..
Interviewer : Your CV says that you went to University of Cape Town.
Mbali : Yes i went to visit my Boyfriend.

I’ll never forget the day I took my side chick to a KFC & met my main chick with another guy. Girls are just too unfaithful

Ex: I still love you
Me: gteqipsderjnkdfr
Ex: Wtf?🤨
Me: Sorry! I sneezed and hit the keyboard. I’m allergic to bullshit

Imagine dating a guy who walks around carrying a Bluetooth speaker
making noise

I took a taxi from bus rank yesterday although I knew very well that I did not have money to pay.😖When we stopped at a robot,😶
I quickly got out of the taxi and I fled away🏃‍♂️.
Unfortunately there was also a Police Officer in the taxi.
He got out too and chased me 🏃🏿👮🏼.
In my zigzag run I only managed to get for some distance😞😫.
The cop was catching up😨…He took out his gun and shouted “Freeze😠”! I stopped running😦 and raised my hands to surrender😞.
The cop pointed his gun at me andSays”Bro🤨.. ,just keep on running🏃‍♂️ so that I keep chasing you🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️… I also don’t have money to pay the taxi driver

Stop it I liiike it

Ngrrrrrrrr ngrrrrrrr
Him::: Hello bbes
Her:::::hi Sam..I called to tell you that j can’t do this anymore..it’s getting hard by the day
Him::::can’t do what exactly?
Her:::I mean ,you don’t even have a car ..how will we go out ?
Him:::: hey hey hey ..hold up!…do YOU have a car ?
Her::no I don’t,But you’re a man and you’re the one who’s supposed to make a plan and have a car
Him:::ohhh I see ..so all the women that have cars,,are men ..is that what you’re telling me?
Her:::nooo no no
Him:::ohk ..does your father have a car ?
Her::::be he doesn’t Sam,, but that’s besides the point 🤷‍♀️
Him::::point my foot,,,you have 5 brothers ,do they have cars ?
Her:::no bbe they don’t but…
Him:::But what huh?

Don’t come up with stories..find R10 and come see me tomorrow 9am ..I’ll be home

Her::::ok bbe I’m sorry ..see you tomorrow

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Volume gents how far