Why do people think you gotta heal after a breakup💔,
am not injured…Next one please..!
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Your daughters Lord, they put us on WhatsApp statuses that only you and I can see..! ☝
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Some Girls be like: “I can’t date a broke guy” but if you can see their bedrooms, even Responsible Rats🐀🐁 will not live there..!
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Many Relationships ended because a guy stopped calling..☝😳
‘Seems some women buy phones to be receiving calls only’..
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May all those who gonna cheat tonight lose their front teeth..! 🙏
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Girls Imagine me as your boyfriend,
in fact I can never be your boyfriend but just imagine😊😊😊
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Can’t believe my mom she was hiding the dangerous secret from me for the past 19 years that she’s a woman😔 If it wasn’t my uncle who told me today I would have gone to the grave without acknowledging it😌
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When The Microwave is Very Hot The Sausage Takes Two Minutes.
This Post is For Deep Thinkers
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Shaving is an old fashion.
Just boil the water and do exactly what you do to the chicken.
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I went to a dentist this morning. While we were in the queue with other patients. There was these beautiful young lady sitted next to me, I thought everything about her was beautiful until we went in the dentist’s room. The Dentist asked her what was her problem. She replied ” Doctor, Am here for a tooth Dehorning ” you could have seen me laughing untill I lose all my teeth
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Namibian teachers are sick and tired of school kids writing wrong answer during exams. Now they have finally invented an electronic pen which read the exam questions first and only allow the learner to write the correct answer only to each question . If you try to write wrong answer, the pen just stop writing. This pen saves ink too.
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It’s too early to stress about love .Just
stress about your qualifications
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Do whatever makes you happy , if it’s
my bae that makes you happy, snatch
em ….. You’ll die but at least you died a
happy person
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I once break the record of running , 100
meters in 11sec….but the only witness was
the dog chasing me .!!!
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Our government is getting smart n smart daily:
Next year we are going to pay the following license…phone ,drinking ,fridge , radio , facebook license😅😆😂😅😂
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Why do people think u gotta heal after a breakup?
Im not injured! ..Next!
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