Waiter: What’s your order sir?
Me: 1 kadhai paneer and 3 butter naan.
Waiter: and what do you like in desert sir?
Me: I like camel ride.
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Reading your best friend’s status,
and,
thinking “I know exactly about whom,
this bitch is talking!
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Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Ummmm…… Dare
Me: Fall in love with me, please? ;_;
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Cute Waitress – What will you have sir?
Me- A coffee and your phone number.
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If people could see the face i make,
when i read their fb status update,
they would probably unfriend me .. ‘
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I don’t love walking in the rain,
because then I can’t use my phone.
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Indian’s bad English is
RIP English
Foreigner’s bad Hindi is
Aww Cute ,,,
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Friend = what will happen, I I dial 001 instead of 100
Aliya Bhatt = Maybe police’s jeep will come in reverse
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People are getting into Long distance relationships…
and I still wonder how should I say a proper ‘hi’ to a stranger girl ;_;
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Got a friend request from a girl
“Rejected it”
Why should only girls have all the fun?
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Hard fact about youngsters,
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They are always busy watching the desktop wallpaper.
whenever their parents enter their room
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Teacher- When I was of your age I was not that naughty.
Student – So mam, at what age you became naughty
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Boy: What’s your age?
Girl: We don’t reveal our age to boys. ^_^
Boy: What’s your email address?
Girl : pooja.1988@ gmail.com
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Facebook = You realize how different you are from others.
Twitter = You realize there are people who know exactly how you feel.
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I’m A Cheater,
But I Don’t Cheat Humanity.
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I Hate Studies,
But Luv Technology.
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I Flirt Wid Flirters,
But I Respect Lovers.
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World Can’t Change Me,
But I Can Change Da World.
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I Don’t Have Books In Hand,
But I Have Revolutionary Ideas In Mind.
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I’m Da Rarest Race On Earth..
Meet Me
I’m A Last Bench Student!!!!
Share itttt back benchersss ♥
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