It was oral examination in the standard two. The class teacher asked various questions to the students. She asked Tom, ‘Can you tell me a name of an animal that starts with alphabet ‘E’?
Tom replied ‘ELEPHANT’
Teacher asked him again to name an animal that starts with alphabet ‘T’.
Tom replied ‘Two Elephants’
Teacher asked him the same question.
Tom replied ‘Ten Elephants’
Annoyed teacher, asked him name an animal that starts with alphabet ‘M’
Tom replied ‘Mother Elephant’
The angry teacher repeated the same question.
Cool Tom replied ‘May be an elephant’

Johnny asked to Sam what they will do that night.
Sam said “we will flip a coin”
Then Johnny said “If it comes head, we will go for movies. If tails, we will play cards, if it stands on edge, we will study”!

For A Girl Who Says,

All Men Are The Same Should Be Asked,
Who Told Her To Try All Of Them.

If your girlfriend doesn’t act like a psycho with you, she is not in love with you.

Facebook is like prison,
you write on walls and get
poked by people you don’t know.

Husband and wife were having dinner at a fancy restaurant…

As the food was served, Husband said:
“The Food looks delicious, let’s eat.”

Wife: Honey.. You say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: That’s at home sweetheart… Here the chef knows how to cook.

Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married. I’m sick of a messy apartment, dirty dishes, and no clothes to wear.” The other one says, “Hey, I’m getting divorced for the same reasons.”

A Boy On Date In BMW Car.

Boy: “I Hid Something Form You.”

Girlfriend: “What?”

Boy: “I’m Already Married & Have Two Child.”

Girlfriend: “Ohhh, You Scared Me!
I Thought The BMW Is Not Yours.“

A Man And His Family Doctor Accidentally Meets In The Market.

Doctor: “How Is Your Headache Now?”

Patient: “Ohh, She Is Out Of Town.”

Pathan’s Wife Bought A Beautiful Sweater For Her Husband.

She Sent It To Him By Parcel Along With A Note…

That Said: “The Buttons Of The Sweater Are Removed Since They Were Too Heavy & Added To The Postage. U’ll Find ‘Em In The Right Hand Pocket Of The Sweater“

He HoLds mE whEn I sTaRt To CrY
MaKeS mE sMiLe WiTh jUsT hIs EyEs
ShArEs My HoPeS, dReAmS, fEaRs
He WiPeS aWaY aLL mY tEaRs
I LoVe HiM wIth nO rEgReT
I JuSt HaVeN’t FoUnD hIm YeT “

In 3 ways u can break d mirror…
1.throw stone at d mirror
2. throw de mirror on d floor.
3. stand in front of d mirror and smile
by showing ur teeth….