U don’t understand how hard it is to take selfies
when u are ugly

JOKE OF THE DAY
Next Sunday when your pastor says Do your God something you never did ,grab the offering basket and run away

To all those who go for HIV Tests every three months,
don’t give up one day you will get what you are looking for

Your Mom went to consult a female Doctor
.
Your Mom: Doc I have a Problem
my Husband wants sex all the time,
what should I do?
Doctor: Give him my Number.

You can’t expect your child to have a bright future
while u had sex in the dark while making him

Surname: Simelane
.
Name: Mshini a.k.a Mshinilicious or Mshini the big dog
.
Date of birth: 34 years
.
ID No: Its a long story
.
Sex: Depends on the weather but mostly its six times a day
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Marital status: HIV Negative
.
Race: I hate Racing
.
Health: Im fine, thank u and u?
.
Home language: Im a Swazi but my dad is a chinese
.
Other languages: i know all the languages so listing them would be pointless
.
Hobbies: Dogs
.
CONTACT DETAILS
Postal adress: Eskolwen next to Mhlongo’s Tavern lakugcwala khona tifebe
Highest grade Passed: standard 1
Year obtained: 1987
.
References
Name of person: Nkunzebovu Mhlongo
Position: Uzalo
Relationship: My aunt’s great grandfather uncle but u wouldn’t understand

Iphone users be like:
☆
“I don’t care whether the face COMES in the photo,
But the APPLE Logo must come out

She said “swimming paul” instead of “swimming pull”😂
She must go back to primary school

Ever been irritated by an Unsaved Number
on Whatsapp??
..

You be like “Yey wena 078 watch your
tongue”

Busha: no sex today im still mourning my father
.
Mshini: I know…That’s why im wearing a black condom…Now open your legs..lets have sex…let me pay the condolences

I wonder what people do with the time
they save in typing “K” instead of “okay”

Being attached to someone is not a joke✋
After they cheated on u…
You find yourself eating rice one by one for 8 Hours

Mshini: Im by your gate baby come out
.
Busha: come out come out what!!!! Do I look like a demon ?

When she comes to see u two days in a row😑
But with the same panties

Mshini: Are u sponsored by nike?😕
Busha: No! Why are u asking?😮
Mshini: Your eyebrows

Happiness Is Switching Off The Bathroom Light
While There’s Someone Inside!!!