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You visit your ex and she bring you foods…boom the dog jump in you and you be like this dog like visitors neh…only to find that you are eating in its plate!!!!

If u had a bad day
Just remember that there are people
who have their ex’s name Tattooed on their body

A girl’s favourite line when she’s angry
“Don’t touch Me”

Dear Monday
Would u please tell Tuesday to inform Wednesday that Thursday would like to see Friday on Saturday
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Yours Sincerely
Sunday

Mom: what are doing today?😉
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Me: Nothing why?😐
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Mom: But u did nothing yesterday😔
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Me: I didn’t finish

“But u said u are 5 minutes away”
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First of all i didn’t say where im 5 minutes away from

Ladies please: Weave is not pregnancy
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You don’t have to carry it for 9 months

Ladies be looking like Rainbows nowadays

-Red Weaves
-Green Nails
-Blue Eyes
-Black Lips
-Yellow Teeth

VHA – VENDA

– They are Educated
– Ugly on serious note
– They respect
– They aggressive
– They hate water
– Hate colgate and toothbrush .

Mzansi’s Taxi Drivers Can Overtake An Overtaking Car!!!

-Sa chat
Foreigner : Hi beautiful.. Im Horny..
Pinay : Ohw. Nice name..

Yesterday l went to a restaurant. l saw there was a WiFi service, so l asked for the password. The waitress told me eat first, so l placed my order. After eating l asked again for the password, and again, she told me eat first. Feeling frustrated, l ordered black coffee. After coffee, again l asked for the password. They told me eat first. Then angrily, l walked to the restaurant manager and asked for the password. He replied eat first !!! l was about to explode, when I finally saw a sign on the wall indicating “WiFi password…EAT FIRST”.*