Weather storms are like women,
when they come they are wet and wild
but when they leave they take your house and car.

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve,
it was an apple…. with just one “byte” then boom……..
.everything crashed.
*

Maybe if we tell people that the brain is an app,
they will start using it.

Rich was driving🚗 home late one night. His front lights were no longer working, so he was driving on the road behind a car whose front lights were working perfectly👌
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All of a sudden the car🚘 in front stopped moving. Rich waited close to 5 minutes in his car but the car in front didn’t move✋.
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Rich then shouted “why did u stop?? Come on keep moving!!”😕
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The man in the car shouted back “should i still keep driving in my own garage”?

People who studied psychology are a problem……
Like u could just sneeze and they’ll be like,
“It’s because ur father was a thief

Did You Know?
In FIFA If the black Guy
wins the ball , commentators are Like, “He
steals the ball from the opponent..”,
but the
white guy they be Like, “what a Great
tackle.”

Have u seen those posts
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If u don’t type “AMEN”, u won’t see the next morning😐
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And i saw it last week..Even today im still breathing and updating my status

Sometimes u have to wear your girlfriend’s panty
just to show other girls that u are taken

You have been single throughout last year
and one week to Valentine u fall in love💏
My brother be wise the devil want to
mess with your bank account

Skinny girl if she holding a
“Tablet”
She will be looking like she’s carrying a
“Plasma”

Skinny girl if she holding a
“Tablet”
She will be looking like she’s carrying a
“Plasma”

Skinny girl if she holding a
“Tablet”
She will be looking like she’s carrying a
“Plasma”

I come from a tough neighbourhood.
One day a thief pulled a knife on me
but i knew he wasn’t a professional
coz the knife had butter on it.

pain is when you sitting with your girlfriend than this advert ”
my ex never got lost, he always finds right spot”
plays on TV and she says babes this is my favourite advert

Valentine’s day is around the corner,
surprise your girlfriend by
introducing her to your wife

Dating a short girl is good.
Until you take her 2 church⛪⛲
and the ushers drag her
2 children’s section