Adam and Eve during their Valentines:
Eve: ‘Do u love me?’
Adam: “Ah, do i have a choice?”

You are only 15 but your relationship Status is
“complicated” what happened
My daughter Did he steal your crayons?

I remember way back I had no followers on Facebook, 2014, I would post my pic, wait for 2hrs & when no one comments, I will log in with my other account & comment under the pic ‘Nice pic bro’ your very handsome no wonder girls fight for you

Students from college : “Hi”
students From University : “Basically Hi though”

You will Laugh – enjoy reading 😉

Five facts about You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You

1. You’re so lazy You didn’t read all the You’s.

2. You didn’t notice I put a Yoo.

3. You are now looking to find out.

4. You are laughing because you realise there is no ‘Yoo’ and you’ve been tricked.

5. You are going to
forward this to others who are like ‘YOU’!😜😜

I know at least 13 things about you now:

1. You are holding your phone

2. You are on Whatsapp

3. You just opened my msg.

4. You are now reading it

5. You are human

7. You can’t say the letter “P” without separating your lips

8. You just attempted to do it

9. You are laughing at yourself

10. You have smiles on your face

11. You skipped No.6

12. You just checked to see if there is a No.6

13. You are laughing at this because I caught you, again.

Hahaha is it true? 😃😜😄

If u smiled then forward
☁☁🌞 ☁ ☁
☁ ✈ ☁ 🚁 ☁ ☁ ☁

🏬🏨🏫🏢🏤🏥🏦🏪
🌲 / l🚍 🌳👭
🌳/ 🚘 l 🏃 🌴
🌴/ l 🚔 🌲
🌲/ 🚖 l 🌳

Now that you’ve smiled, don’t be stingy with the smiles, share them With friends!! Just for laughs
Stress busters!

I Swear This Is Just Not My Year

Around This Time Last Year I Already Made Three Girls Pregnant .

Getting married at the age of 22 is like
leaving the party at 20H00

yati every time am in town I look at people…
and think to myself…
This are all,grown up sperms…
that managed to win the swimming competition 🎃

We Are Best Friends
Remember That When You Fall
I Will Pick You Up Just After I Finish Laughing.

Never Give Up On Your Dreams My Brother
Just Keep Sleeping

Besides : It’s Over!!!

Which Other Two Words Do You Know
That Can Change A Play Boy In To A Pastor ?

Some Kid In A Taxi Today Askes Her Pregnant Mom

Kid : Mom whats in your stomach
Mom : A baby
Kid : Do you love her ?
Mom : yes
Kid : why did you eat it
Mom : fainted 🙆

But i Can’t laugh

This Is How To Complement Your Ugly Girl😂

Real beauty lies not in the physical appearance, but in the heart.

Dating an uneducated lady is a blessing 😂

Lady : baby it’s too late where r u ?😞
Guy : I’m at the bank changing my FB profile pic 😕
Ledy : ok love do quickly😘

Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me six times, The Fast and the Furious 6