You make her breakfast in bed and
she comes with it to the dining room
Some people just don’t get it!

Some girls distance themselves from girls
and choose to be friends with guys just to
avoid drama and gossips. For her chilling
with boys doesn’t mean she’s sleeping
with them

Best interview ever.
An arab man was on a job interview and the interviewer was a lady….
.
Madam: What is your full names sir.?
Mr: Saq Madik.
Madam: WTF!!!.suck what.?
Mr:Madik.
Madam fainted
😂😂😂

So Zulus are claiming that Foreigners are taking their jobs
But I’ve never seen a Somalian driving a taxi

I Can’t Wait To Be An Ancestor,
There Are Some People I Need To Deal With Spiritually!!!

African girls thou!!

Malawi has Experienced an Earthquake a couple of days ago
and girls be like:
“Babe what are you getting me this earthquake season?”

Like for real?😂😂
Earthquake gift?

You’ll Never Hear Beautiful Girls Say Ur Not My Type …
😒
“Only Di froggie 🐸will Say That “

Her : Boo i’m coming over
ME : I can’t wait baby
Her : But I’m on my period
ME : i said I can’t wait for you, I’m going somewhere.

New disease detected when using fingers
for wiping your touch screen phones. It is
known as finger cancer . Everyone is being
encouraged to use a stone when wiping
touch screen phones instead of fingers to
prevent finger cancer. PREVENTION IS
BETTER THAN CURE , Stay healthy. Save a
friend and share

Have you realised that most people
that fall pregnant are FEMALES?

Her : Hey Sugar
Me : Hey Teabag
Her : What?
Me : I Thought We Were Making a Tea..

Just because he called and say “sleep like a baby my love”
He doesn’t mean you must urinate on the bed..

Your boyfriend who failed mathematics is complaining
about you having stretch marks.
Tell him that those are the only marks he will get

Why do girls feel embarrassed when the
wig falls?.
Do you think we believed it was your hair

never trust a guy who likes DJ Khaled
because there’s always another one.

Work hard until you get rich to the extent that
when you see a cockroach in your house,
Instead of killing it.You just move out&buy new house..