One day I will have 2 men on my bed. One
will say “good morning sweetie” and the
other will say “wake up mummy it’s a
beautiful day”
.
.
Oh you’ve started thinking of another
thing again , you’ll not make it in heaven

When you hear a fat person saying I miss my other half
then you be like how does this person all in all looks like…..
.
But it’s none of my business

The girl who refused to show me her breast🙈🙊🙈🙊 in secondary school has sat next to me in a bus breastfeeding her baby​…. Kkkkkkkkk This world though….. wonderful isn’t it??

You can take water to the horse
but you can not drink water to the horse

Lord please test me with a few million rands
I want to see my true colors

Only short girls are marriage material.
These tall girls are just building material

If you play The God’s Plan music video in reverse,
Drake takes money & cars from people.

Your Periods Will Skip You Just Like The Way
You’re Skipping Our Posts!!!

Nyoape boys be like
Him:im selling ratax
Me:but there are no rats in my home
Him:I can organise that
.
I fainted

My mum asked for my phone so I quickly changed
“Joy” to “John” on my contact list.
When I gave my mum the phone, John texted
“I can’t wait to kiss you” Right now I’m in a family meeting.

We seriously can’t act like all is well
when we know people in the Bible don’t have surnames

When my siblings make me angry
I look at them through the fork and
pretend they’re in Jail..
it’s makes me feel better

I don’t care if it’s fake account or not, all I know it’s that I enjoy chatting with Rihanna today I even send her mtn

Did u just fall?”
no I attacked the floor

If you see a group of Four girls and you want to Talk to one, first Greet the Ugly one, She is the_*
*Commander in Chief