Rosy was one of those UGLY women, so ugly that it hurt; she had never had a boyfriend. So she went to a psychic for help. Honey! said the psychic. You will not have
luck in love in this life. But after death, you will be a
much desired woman and all men will fall at your feet.
rosy left very happy and so excited, as she went
over a bridge she thought “the sooner I die, the sooner my next happy life begins”
So she decided to jump off the bridge right away.
But, incredibly rosy didn’t die after she jumped! She fell on the back of a truck full of
bananas, she lost her senses and fainted. As soon as she recovered, still drowsy and not
being able to see very well and not knowing where she was, she started touching and feeling
her surroundings, feeling all the bananas! she mumbled with a huge smile on her face and said “GENTLEMEN, GENTLEMEN,
PLEASE!! ONE AT A TIME!

A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live.

Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex.

Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.

About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says,

“Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live.

Could we please do it one more time?”

Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.

Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left.

He touches his wife shoulder, and asks,

“Honey, please…just one more time before I die.”

She says, “Of course, Dear,” and they make love for the third time.

After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep.

The man, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns, until he’s down to 4 more hours.

He taps his wife, who rouses.

“Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could…”

At this point the wife sits up and says, “Listen, I have to get up in the morning. YOU DON’T!”

DID U KNOW?
Thailand has the highest number of
prostitutes!
Bt vele what else cn u expect when the
country’s name is THIGH LAND,
when the capital is BANG COCK and
a tourist spot is called FUK ET?

I remember back then when I was at Rainbow’s house
and Selimathunzi visited him.

When they opened the fridge they found a vaseline
I was never traumatised like that

If you are taller than your boyfriend, then
you are the one who should go outside at
night and check when dogs bark…

In exam they give me questions I don’t
know I give them answers they don’t
know……simple as that

So u caught your boyfriend sleeping with
another girl because u denied him sex.and
you have guts to say he’s cheating?
My sister that’s very wicked an selfish!!
“If there’s no electricity use generators”

Stop telling people to get married because
people their age are married. People your
age are dying and nobody is telling you to
die

Ladies, , word of advice
Get married to a man that is way older
than you .. So that by the time you start
losing your beauty and shine, he will also
be losing his eye sight.

I helped my cute neighbour to carry a 20
litre container full of water up to the 4th
Floor. She was like “Tanks a lot… just put it
down by the door. My boyfriend is inside,
he will come and take it in!!!”
I made a u-turn and took it back
downstairs..

Whites:its so expensive

Blacks:I will come back tomorrow

I saw someone withdraw cash and then left the ATM without counting the money……
South Africans we are losing our culture now

what is happiness ….
happiness is when ur ex is dating some1 u can draw wit ur left hand

I want to know that New Company called “Not Yet working”
it must be a good paying one because lot of people are working there