I brought my village girlfriend flowers then after an hour, my phone rang when I answered my girlfriend said “Baby this spinach that you brought, tastes funny.”
One word for her…

Girl: I can do anything 4 u.
Boy: Will you die for me?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: Will you delete ur Facebook account 4 me?
Girl: Go home Bro, Ur mother might be getting worried.

Whether I have a house or not if I’m dating a girl with a house,
I become the man of that house and she has to listen to me,
if not she must get out of my house

Today I stopped a taxi and greet the passengers and driver,
then Walked away, they hurled me insults..
.Is it wrong to greet people

Somewhere in SA, a young girl is
telling your father “Grow up dude”

You can’t be a Nurse and be ugly at the same time 😕
I mean We can’t be afraid of needles and you !!!

Did he ever tell you that when you send
him nudes he forward them to us(friends)
to admire?

Apart from I can die for u, you are my
heart which other lie do u know

If your GF once saw your torn underwear,
it’s very hard to cheat on Her!

Well in my humble opinion, of course
without
offending anyone who thinks differently
from my
point of view, but also by looking at this
matter in a
different way and without fighting and by
trying to
make it clear, and by considering each and
every
ones opinion, I honestly believe that I have
completely forgotten what I wanted to say.

If you are offered R10 000 to kill a
mosquito on your dad’s head with
slippers…..will you go for it?

1. Tell your WIFE
*”I LOVE YOU”*.
She will say
*”I LOVE YOU TOO”.*
2. Tell her
*”I MISS YOU”.*
She will say
*”I MISS YOU TOO”.*
3. Tell her
*” I love you so much”.*
She will say
*”I love you more and more”.*
4. Now tell her
*”Am sending R1 500 to ur
account”.*
If she says I am sending
you more than that, I will leave
Mzansi go on exile to Afghanistan
immediately.

You dont even have a passport but your
naked pictures are in America.
My sister you made it.

A lady on telephone:
Hello Sir, I want to meet & talk to you.
Man: Do you know me?
Lady: Yes, you are the FATHER of one of my
KIDS!
Man stunned,oh my God!!!!
Are you Fiona
No
Are you Julie?
No
Are you Cissy??
No
Are you Flavia?
No
Are you Alice?
No
Are you Prossy?
No
Are you Vannesa?
No
Are you Grace?
No
Are you Sarah?
No
Are you Lydia?
No
Are you Agnes?
No
Are you Oliver?
No
Are you Beth?
No
Are you Carol?
No
Are you Gloria?
Lady in confusion
No Sir, I am the class TEACHER of your son
but you just made my day..
Let’s pray for men.

A gal with big eyes can read your messages even when ur Phone is locked

I have finally given up on Africans ✋ -_-
.
How can somebody steal a white Goat and dye it black and the owner of the Goat come and say she knows the smile of her Goat?