A teacher fell asleep in class and a little
naughty boy (NYA) walked up to him,
Little boy : “teacher are you sleeping in
class?”
Teacher : “No I am not sleeping in class.”
Little boy : “What were you doing sir ?”
Teacher : ” I was talking to God.”
The next day the naughty boy fell asleep in
class and the same teacher
walksup to him.
Teacher : “young man, you are sleeping in
my class.”
Little boy : “No not me sir, I am not
sleeping.”
Angry teacher: “What were you doing.”
Little boy : “I was talking to God.”
Angry teacher: “What did he say.”
Little boy : “God said he never spoke to you
yesterday.”

That moment when a tall girl sends you her
picture and when you view it you see “page 1 of
3” at the bottom of the picture

WIFE: “I should have married the devil, he
would make a better husband than you.”
HUSBAND: “But honey, marriage between
relatives is illegal?”

[A dog barks next door and it was
disturbing Rainbow and his wife to sleep]
.
Wife: Hunny the dog barking next door is
really noisy.
.
Rainbow: Mmmh leave it to me i will teach our
neighbours a lesson… (Rainbow goes to take the
dog and tie it in his yard then he goes to
bed)
.
Wife: Sweety what have you done to it, its
making a louder noise now.
.
Rainbow: I took it its in our yard now.
.
Wife: What for??!!
.
Rainbow: Relax I want them to experience the
pain of being disturbed by your next door’s
dog.

A Relationship without Sex helps you to focus on
important things like Cheating

A man tells his doctor that his wife has been denying him sex for the past 7 months. The physician tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her.

When the wife comes to office, the doctor asks her why doesn’t she want to have sex with her husband any more.

“For the last 7 months,” the wife replies, “every morning I take a cab to work. I don’t make much money and my husband doesn’t give more than bus fare, so the cab driver always asks me, ‘So are you going to pay today or what?’ I always give him an ‘or what’. That makes me late to work I’m late, so the boss asks me, ‘So are we going to dock your salary, or what?’ That’s another ‘or what.’ On the way home, I take the cab and again I don’t have any money so the cab driver asks me, ‘So are you going to pay this time or what?’ And, again, I do an ‘or what’. So you see, Doctor, when I get home I’m all tired out and I don’t want sex any more.”

The doctor thinks for a second. “So,” he says, “are we going to tell your husband or what?”

Boyfriend: Hey Can u ve The moon of my life😑

Girlfriend: Why not babe yes of course😊😊😊😊👅🍆💯!

Boyfriend: Okay Stay 998,826,100 Kilometres away from me then

You to did I like others confuse to status your to it copy, confused up ended and this read to trying time your took you since✋ -_-
.
Confused? hahaha (Now read backward)

The beef is still on between certify and satisfy in Saps stations as we speak.
Even the police officers dont know which is which.

The difference between Oo and oO

Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope.
The judge says, “You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give you a second chance instead of jail time.
I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use.
I’ll see you back in court Monday.
“On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, “How did you do over the weekend?
“”Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever.
“”Seventeen people? That’s wonderful. How did you do it? ”
“I used a diagram, your honor.
I drew two circles like this: O o.
Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs.”
“That’s admirable,” says the judge.
Then he turns to the second guy. “And how did you do?”
“Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever.”
“Wow!” says the judge. “156 people! How did you manage to do that?”
“Well, I used a similar diagram,” the guy says.
“I drew two circles like this: o O.
Then I pointed to the little circle and said, ‘This is your asshole before prison.

When I die, don’t come to my grave to tell me how much you love me and how much you miss me, because those are the words I want to hear while I’m still alive

Any Woman cheating on her man this year,
may catch fire , break a leg, loose your
front teeth and be struck by lightning.
Any man cheating on his woman, May we
be forgiven and shown the light, for we do
not know what we do.

So you caught your boyfriend sleeping
with another girl because you denied him
sex, and you have guts to say he’s
cheating?
My sister that’s very wicked and selfish!!
“If there’s no electricity, we use
generators”

Do lesbian leave each other for someone
with a bigger tongue and long fingers as
well?

Some girls don’t attend gym but they look
physically fit because of running from one
man to another.

Whatsapp Conversation Between Me And
My Girlfriend
Her : Hi
Me : Hi, Babe
Her : Babe, I’m Worried
Her : I’ve Missed My Period
Her : I Think I’m Pregnant
Her : Are You There!?
Her : Babe, You Not Answering My Call
Her : pollen !!!
Her : Stop Ignoring Me, Speak
“2 Minutes Later”
Me : Please, The Owner Of This Phone Just
Died In An Accident, This Is Mr Rainbow..
Her : Don’t Go There At All.. This Is Your
Handwriting..
Me : No It’s Not Me, I’m Really Dead