knock knock.Who’s there? Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind,its pointless.
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“I DON DIE”
Is when u r oweing your landlord house rent for one year, and u go to the eatery and snap yourself when u are eating fried with chicken, and you come online and write, feeling rich with your landlord and 52 others
My brother better apply in the eatery, don’t come back to that house again
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What do you call a cow on a trampoleen
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A { milkshake } ♧♡♢♤
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Q:What time did the man go to the dentist.?
A:Tooth hurry.
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A wife can remind you of what you said
in your previous birth… Beware!!
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When a girl keep starring at you.
There are two things involved,
it’s either she likes you or she’s farting slowly
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Since when do men bath everyday
We are losing our culture
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When the UBER guy drives you to your boyfriend’s place
then the driver ask you
I’ve dropped lots of girls here.what do you do ?
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The way ladies cross the road infront of beautiful and expensive cars like Range Rover, Ferrari, BMW, Mercedes benz its not the same way they do infront of avanza, quantum, siyaya and nyathi😂😂😂😂😂….
I have been looking and wondering about this for so long.
But why ladies tell us😂😂😂😂😂
Lemme sleep
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If you see a text ‘helo there dear’ from a lady. My brother dont bother to reply that text….its month end and its time for favours so just read, delete the message and go offline sametime……
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Thats how to protect your wallet!!!!!
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Husband: “Why are u so angry baby?”😕
Wife: “Our son just called me a bitch”😡
Husband: “oh wow, that disrespectful son of a bitch
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In a bus, two women were fighting over a seat,
And the angry drive shouted: “the ugly one should take the seat”
The two women stood up the whole journey😂😂😂
Some drivers are as wise as King Solomon…
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Girls who wear glasses will steal your man
and act like they didn’t see…
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When the cameraman is your boyfriend
you appear more frequently on the church screen
than the preacher
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`THIS IS A KILLER“`🀄
This is how I stopped dating school girls:
She came to my place in a school uniform, looked into my eyes and said, “Sweetheart, I have missed my periods.” That’s when I fainted and woke up in a hospital. I overheard her telling the nurse that, “I didn’t know he cared so much about my school life, all I wanted to tell him was that, I had missed my periods for Maths and English, *(so that I could find time for him)*
but he fainted before I could finish.”
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I called the police yesterday after smoking weed
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Me : yoh yoh yoh many people are dead here
Police man : sir calm down where are you ?
Me : At the graveyard
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