Your boyfriend secretly say:
”I am not your parent”
when you ask him money.
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The following sentence will make you learn Chinese fast.
“Shoes shall shine soon.”
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If you think ladies are weak……
try to undress her when she is wearing a toned underwear…….!
My brother you will see world war 3💪
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A man asks, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?”
God responded, ”
So you would love her.”
The man asks, “But God, why did you make her so dumb?”
God replied, “So she would love you.
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When you are arguing with girlfriend or wife, and sarcastically she says ‘wow’ during the arguiment. She is just wondering and thinking much how on earth is she end up dating or marrying an idiot like you dude😂😂😂
These ladies can think so avoid to argue with them 😂
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I Used To Comment “Beautiful Pic” And Zoom
Now I Just Comment “Nice Edited” And Log off ✋
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K-KWESTA
F-FEATURING
C-CASSPER
ITS FINGER LICKING GOOD
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When you drive carrots rich street a guy comes walking up to you and says he is very poor so you give him $20 and the guy goes to the the shop and sees the price for the pizza per box is $20 and he buys 222 boxes of pizza and goes to his palace.
Moral:always look at the streets name or else the donkey will kick you in the face
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Other pu**Y don’t deserve towel after s*x
they deserve a mop
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Son: can I watch TV?
Stepfather: yeah but don’t switch on TV
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Dating a Venda guy should be included on a CV it’s an experience
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Facebook is addictive,when you are offline
you feel like they are gossiping
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Mention a Guy
who will be pregnant by now
if he was a girl :O
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What Is The Height Of Misunderstanding?
A Man Marrying His Own Secretary
Thinking That She Will Still Follow His Orders As Before.
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William Sexfear’s One Good Way To Reduce Alcohol Consumption
Before Marriage – Drink Whenever You Are Sad
After Marriage – Drink Whenever You Are Happy
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Once An Indian And An American Both Were Friends.
They Both Went Into A Chocolate Store.
Everybody Is Busy In The Store So American Steal 3 Chocolates And Put Those In The Pocket.
Both Came Out From The Store Then American Said: “Man, I’m The Best Thief Ever, I Stole 3 Chocolates And No One Saw Me, You Can’t Beat That.”
Indian Replied: “This Is Nothing, You Wanna See Something Better, Lets Go Back To The Shop And I Will Show You Real Stealing.”
So They Went To The Counter And Indian Said To The Shop Boy: “Do You Wanna See Magic?”
Shop Boy Replied: “Yes, Of Course.”
Indian Said: “Give Me One Chocolate Bar.”
Shop Boy Gave Him One, And He Ate It.
Indian Asked For The Second, And He Ate That As Well.
Indian Asked For The Third, And Finished That One Too.
The Shop Boy Asked: “But Where Is The Magic?”
Indian Replied: “Check In My Friends Pocket, And You’ll Find Them.”
You Can’t Beat An Indian.
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