A policeman👮 stops two drunks and asks one: “where do you live?”😕
“Nowhere”😐 replied the first drunkard.

“And where do you live”?😑 he asks the other one.
The second drunk replied: “We’re neighbours”.

Phone call from baby mama be like:
📞
Me: Hello😐
Her: I just wanna tell you that your son is sleeping😪
Me: 😒?!

A man’s biggest mistake is giving another man
an opportunity to make his woman smile
Dont ever try that all men because
you will regret the rest of your life!!!
Dont say i didnt warn you

Ladies
Never say all he wanted was sex when all you can offer him is sex……..
Did you try giving him your father’s land and he refused?????

Dating a prostitute is not a problem. The problem is when you want to have sex……and she will be like ‘babie no you cant be having stock everyday……the business is gonna go down

After smoking my weed😷
I saw two guys wearing matching outfits✌
I asked them if they were gay. And they arrested me.

That moment you get dumped in public and start asking strangers for help…
And be like: “My sister please speak to her tuuu”.

In Africa……your siblings will never ever believe that you’re sick until
you leave your food

There’s no bigger peer pressure than All the people around you at church standing up for a song.

I rather drink 5 litres of KFC soup nd spend the whole month in the toilet,
than to check on my EX fb pic on her profile

Proof of God’s hand working,
is when the wind blows
a Girl’s skirt up, and the same wind
blows dust into your eyes. And u end
up seeing nothing.