Relationship stress will make you forget
to sit down in a Taxi

Can i take your picture?
I love taking pics of natural disasters

Girlfriend: babe why didn’t you give me anything for my birthday?😕
Me: You told me to surprise you

whoever invented marriage was creepy as hell✋
Like I’m gonna love you so much,
I’m gonna get the government involved so you can’t leave

Guys that wear suit on their profile are stingy!!!!
Ladies are we together…..
😂😂😂🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

I have impregnated her last night and the baby’s name will be France!!!!

Boys will hurt you until you understand that
“sex Before Marriage Is A Sin”

He knows when your period ends but
he doesn’t know your birthday?
My sister is your boyfriend a medical doctor?

Dating many women is one way of confusing your enemies from attacking your main women.
But it will take ages for women to understand this strategy

Some guys be calling their girlfriends “My Queen! My Queen!!” but when the Queen asks for R50 the kingdom scatters and the king disappears.

Dear Girls.
When we send you smses and you blue tick us, you must know that we are moving on.
We cant be waiting for Jesus and be waiting for you too. Never.

WHITES:STOP SINGING
BLACKS:BOPHA M🔜 WENJA✊

I SALUTE BLACKS

A wise Chinese old man once said: 📰
.
“Shai Choi ting yang teng wong feng deng fung cho fungi ling” 👴🏾
.
And I actually agree with him because it’s for our own benefit

These days when a girl has two kids with one father
you must know its twins.

TEACHER: Our topic for today is Photosynthesis.

TEACHER : What is photosynthesis class?
Brenda: Photosynthesis is our topic today.

TEACHER : How can we keep our school clean?
Ruramai: By staying at home.

TEACHER : What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
Nomsa: We don’t call them, they come on their own.

TEACHER : What type of coffee do we export in Kenya?
Naison: Coffee Olomide

TEACHER : Name the nation people hate most
Inno: Exami-nation

TEACHER : One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that??
Clever: Future impossible tense.

TEACHER : John is climbing a tree to pick some
mangoes. ( Begin the sentence with Mangoes)
Matt: Mangoes, John is coming to pick you.