Jealous baby mama will call you 02:25am
while you are deeply asleep with your new girlfriend
just to tell you that the baby is sleeping well
and she is breathing just fine😂😂😂😂

Some girls eeesh

People like writing TV because they can’t spell TellHerVison

A relationship without trust is like having a phone with no service:
you just play games

Sex in the shower is getting old✋
My brother put her in an oven then turn up the heat

When you thought they broke up then boom!!!
She posts him again

2000s should have their own alcohol like *Purity Lager,
Nestle Draft & Nutriday Vodka..
We cant share alcohol with babies.

A nigga be saving his side chick number with the his wife name because his wife wont read her own message… Asibadlaleni guys.

My Girlfriend’s father was a ZCC member
but he died of suger diabetes… Ahh

I think there is a missing verse in the Bible.
The one that tells us that Satan also loves money to do hair and being taken out.
That could save us money as men.

She blocked me then i called her and asked her to unblock me😐
Then i blocked her

Over 13 years of studying & it’s only today I got to know that the word “NEWSPAPER” was short form of North, East, West, South, Past And Present Events Report 😒😏
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I WANT MY SCHOOL FEES

Your mama’s tupperwares are more important than you

Somewhere in South Africa tomorrow in school
two learners will be fighting for a desk

Ladies when your parents weren’t able to give you money.
Did u leave them?

You are single at the age of 33 yet you still ask guys:
“where did you get my number?”😐