You can not love taking pictures like
those sisters and brothers
who attend church at our campuses… Iyooo noo..

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If one girlfriend can make you happy….
.imagine 6 of them.
Too much happiness….

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That moment you’re going with bae to the ATM
and you’re silently praying,
“O Lord let this machine swallow my card”

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I’m One of those who Get Nervous
Before Saying “Short Left” In Taxi.
I Even Practice It 3 Times In My Head
Before Saying It Out Loud.

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A Teacher used to say write an essay about the Day
you will Never Forget,
after she Give you 17/50 As if she was there on that Day.

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iPhone users.
How many ringtones does the iPhone has?
Why the same ringtone all of you?

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If you are dating a short guy and he cheats,
put his phone on top of the fridge until he behaves..

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Been single for too long,
I don’t even remember how to spell rilationsheep.

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Dear Boys If You Haven’t Seen Calvin Klein Models
.
Don’t Expect Girls To Look Like Victoria Secret Angels

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In A Car When A Sad Song Comes On A Radio
.
I Stare Out The Window And Pretend To Act Like Am Out

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That Awkward Moment When Bea Uploads
A Photo Cover On Facebook
So You See People Reaction On It “❤️”
.
Then You Also React “❤️”……
But You Are On Free Mode

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The Best Way To Tell Someone You Don’t Like Them Is
To Text Them “370HSSV0773” 😐
.
And Tell Them To Read Backwards

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Gals who pretend to love the guy her soul Cherish
Why bordering when you see the guy with another gals

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When A Couple Post A Picture :
.
-White Girls : Sorry To Say This but This Guy Is My Crush & I Truelly Wannna Date Him Too 🙁 … Sorry
.
-Black Girls : My People

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When you take a Pedi girl to KFC
then she chew those chicken bones untill
they become as fine as Washing powder…

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