Cansomeonepleasetellmewhatthebiglongbuttonatthebottomofmykeyboardisfor?

Just imagine when you crack a joke for your girlfriend. 😂 😂 😂
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Then you hear me laughing under the bed. What would you do ?.

Her: helo babie
Me: hie how are you cute….
Her: good and you sweet
Me: I’m fine, but were you serious that
you won’t let me down babie?
Her: Yes bae, the love i have for you its like corruption in South Africa…..it will never end😘
Me: 😂😂😂you are full of shit

Me: Have a nice day

Her: Don’t tell me what to do

I was going to make a joke about
Sodium and Hydrogen but NaH

In China, they eat Rats and Theres Nothing wrong with that. Would it not be a good idea since we as South Africans don’t eat Rat, Start Rat Farms and Export them to China?…. I have been a Resident of Thokoza, Yho! Those Rats are huge. I hear Alex Got Rats too and Rats Give birth like nobody’s business, this could be a multi billion Rand business

My neighbour wants to consult a Witch Doctor for his lost chicken..!
For a chicken that was not even delicious!

Relationship stress will make you ask your parents why they are still together after all those years

Gents
If a girl refuses to reply your messages on Messanger,
just go to her timeline and post
“Thanks for the night”
And wait for her in your inbox, she’s coming

if a guy text you to come and meet him at home my sister quickly switch off ur phone remove the battery and throw ur sim card away

Main Chicks don’t Comment On Their Man’s Post Or Pictures. They Monitor The Comment Section And Screenshot The Suspicious One For Verification

I’m single because i want something real
not some 2 week bullshit

University is tough, she laughed at me for repeating clothes
now she is repeating modules

A girl who want flowers must plant them herself.
We are not garden boys

*I found a guy today drinking his beer at 6:30 am.*

*I asked him: “Isn’t it too early for you to be drinking ?”*

*He replied: “Ooh really, at what time do throats open?”*

*I walked away…*

*Now minding my own business…*

Wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN?

-Why isn’t a Fireman called a Water-man?

– How come Lipstick doesn’t do what it says?

– If money doesn’t grow on trees, how come Banks have Branches?

– If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat?

– How do you get off a non-stop Flight?

– Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT?

– Why do we put cups in the dishwasher and the dishes in the Cupboard?

– Why do doctors ‘practice’ medicine? Are they having practice at the cost of the patients?

– Why is it called ‘Rush Hour’ when traffic moves at its slowest then?

– How come Noses run and Feet smell?

– Why do they call it a TV ‘set’ when there is only one?

– What are you vacating when you go on a vacation?