Today i wanna try something new
like sleeping on the ironing board

When you dilute the last bit of juice and you put too much water

Where can i do a DNA test i want to make sure it’s me😐
Im Not someone else

Breaking news

A Skhothane

won a lotto and burn the lottery ticket

When you’re dating a jealous chick
Girl: where are you?
Boy: In church
Girl: Give the phone to Jesus

One day a woman got pregnant for 9 months
and gave birth to this idiot
who’s going to skip this post

Just because you’re slim doesn’t mean you’re a Model✋😒
Find something to eat

Tourist: can you show me the way to the Mortuary?
Me: oh!! That’s easy, Just close your eyes and cross the road.
You’ll be there in no time🚶

I Think Women, Who Eat Soil While Pregnant Are The Ones
That Give Birth To Builders And Brick Layers

I hate it when am cooking and someone
open the door of POT to listen SALT

Dating a girl who bleached is not a problem. The problem is when she gets pregnant and you’re expecting a cute baby like NEYMAR.
👇
Then boom POGBA
Swain_da_SpoiltBrat

I am given a wedding invitation card and I can see a writing at the bottom “RSVP” I think they mean “Rice and Stew Very Plenty”
I can’t miss this wedding

Sometimes I use big words that I don’t understand
so I can sound more photosynthesis

In A Taxi *
..
GIRL Next To me : I’m Hungry!
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ME : OK Hungry I’m KENNY
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Her: I’m Serious.
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ME : eban Your Name Was Hungry A Few Seconds
Ago, Now Your Name Is “Serious” mxm

That Awkward Moment When you’re dancing with your Blesser and the Dj change the song and play……….Luther Vandross ~ Dance with my father

FM Stands For “Free Mode” That’s Why Radio Also Doesn’t Show Pictures… This Wisdom though.